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{{Delete|Warez issues, page has been made empty anyway. So I'm gonna just put the bee movie script in here. -J}}
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According to all known laws
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of aviation,
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there is no way a bee
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should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get
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its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care
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what humans think is impossible.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Ooh, black and yellow!
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Let's shake it up a little.
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Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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Coming!
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Hang on a second.
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Hello?
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- Barry?
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- Adam?
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- Can you believe this is happening?
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- I can't. I'll pick you up.
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Looking sharp.
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Use the stairs. Your father
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paid good money for those.
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Sorry. I'm excited.
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Here's the graduate.
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We're very proud of you, son.
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A perfect report card, all B's.
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Very proud.
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Ma! I got a thing going here.
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- You got lint on your fuzz.
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- Ow! That's me!
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- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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- Bye!
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Barry, I told you,
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stop flying in the house!
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- Hey, Adam.
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- Hey, Barry.
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- Is that fuzz gel?
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- A little. Special day, graduation.
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Never thought I'd make it.
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Three days grade school,
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three days high school.
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Those were awkward.
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Three days college. I'm glad I took
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a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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You did come back different.
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- Hi, Barry.
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- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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- Hear about Frankie?
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- Yeah.
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- You going to the funeral?
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- No, I'm not going.
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Everybody knows,
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sting someone, you die.
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Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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Such a hothead.
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I guess he could have
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just gotten out of the way.
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I love this incorporating
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an amusement park into our day.
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That's why we don't need vacations.
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Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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under the circumstances.
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- Well, Adam, today we are men.
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- We are!
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- Bee-men.
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- Amen!
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Hallelujah!
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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Welcome, New Hive Oity
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graduating class of...
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...9:15.
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That concludes our ceremonies.
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And begins your career
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at Honex Industries!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
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I heard it's just orientation.
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Heads up! Here we go.
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Keep your hands and antennas
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inside the tram at all times.
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- Wonder what it'll be like?
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- A little scary.
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Welcome to Honex,
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a division of Honesco
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and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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This is it!
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Wow.
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Wow.
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We know that you, as a bee,
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have worked your whole life
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to get to the point where you
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can work for your whole life.
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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Our top-secret formula
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is automatically color-corrected,
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scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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into this soothing sweet syrup
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with its distinctive
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golden glow you know as...
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Honey!
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- That girl was hot.
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- She's my cousin!
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- She is?
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- Yes, we're all cousins.
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- Right. You're right.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
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to improve every aspect
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of bee existence.
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These bees are stress-testing
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a new helmet technology.
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- What do you think he makes?
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- Not enough.
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Here we have our latest advancement,
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the Krelman.
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- What does that do?
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
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that hangs after you pour it.
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Saves us millions.
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
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small ones. But bees know
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that every small job,
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if it's done well, means a lot.
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But choose carefully
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because you'll stay in the job
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you pick for the rest of your life.
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The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.
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What's the difference?
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You'll be happy to know that bees,
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as a species, haven't had one day off
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in 27 million years.
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So you'll just work us to death?
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We'll sure try.
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Wow! That blew my mind!
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"What's the difference?"
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How can you say that?
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One job forever?
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That's an insane choice to have to make.
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I'm relieved. Now we only have
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to make one decision in life.
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But, Adam, how could they
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never have told us that?
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Why would you question anything?
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We're bees.
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We're the most perfectly
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functioning society on Earth.
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You ever think maybe things
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work a little too well here?
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Like what? Give me one example.
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I don't know. But you know
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what I'm talking about.
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Please clear the gate.
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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- Wow.
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I've never seen them this close.
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They know what it's like
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outside the hive.
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Yeah, but some don't come back.
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- Hey, Jocks!
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- Hi, Jocks!
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You guys did great!
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You're monsters!
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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- I wonder where they were.
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- I don't know.
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Their day's not planned.
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Outside the hive, flying who knows
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where, doing who knows what.
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You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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Right.
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Look. That's more pollen
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than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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It's just a status symbol.
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Bees make too much of it.
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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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and the ladies see you wearing it.
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Those ladies?
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Aren't they our cousins too?
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Distant. Distant.
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Look at these two.
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- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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- Let's have fun with them.
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It must be dangerous
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being a Pollen Jock.
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Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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against a mushroom!
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He had a paw on my throat,
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and with the other, he was slapping me!
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- Oh, my!
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- I never thought I'd knock him out.
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What were you doing during this?
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Trying to alert the authorities.
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I can autograph that.
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A little gusty out there today,
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wasn't it, comrades?
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Yeah. Gusty.
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We're hitting a sunflower patch
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six miles from here tomorrow.
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- Six miles, huh?
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- Barry!
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A puddle jump for us,
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but maybe you're not up for it.
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- Maybe I am.
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- You are not!
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We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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Are you bee enough?
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I might be. It all depends
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on what 0900 means.
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Hey, Honex!
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Dad, you surprised me.
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You decide what you're interested in?
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- Well, there's a lot of choices.
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- But you only get one.
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Do you ever get bored
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doing the same job every day?
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Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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You grab that stick, and you just
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move it around, and you stir it around.
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You get yourself into a rhythm.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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You know, Dad,
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the more I think about it,
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maybe the honey field
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just isn't right for me.
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You were thinking of what,
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making balloon animals?
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That's a bad job
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for a guy with a stinger.
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Janet, your son's not sure
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he wants to go into honey!
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- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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- I'm not trying to be funny.
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You're not funny! You're going
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into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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- You're gonna be a stirrer?
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- No one's listening to me!
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Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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I could say anything right now.
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I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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Shave my antennae.
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Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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I'm so proud.
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- We're starting work today!
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- Today's the day.
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Oome on! All the good jobs
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will be gone.
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Yeah, right.
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Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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- Is it still available?
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- Hang on. Two left!
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One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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Step to the side.
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- What'd you get?
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- Picking crud out. Stellar!
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Wow!
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Oouple of newbies?
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Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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Make your choice.
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- You want to go first?
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- No, you go.
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Oh, my. What's available?
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Restroom attendant's open,
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not for the reason you think.
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- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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- Sure, you're on.
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I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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Wax monkey's always open.
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The Krelman opened up again.
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What happened?
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A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
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He's dead. Another dead one.
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Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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Dead from the neck up.
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Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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Oh, this is so hard!
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Heating, cooling,
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stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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humming, inspector number seven,
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lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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mite wrangler. Barry, what
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do you think I should... Barry?
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Barry!
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All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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in quadrant nine...
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What happened to you?
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Where are you?
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- I'm going out.
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- Out? Out where?
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- Out there.
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- Oh, no!
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I have to, before I go
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to work for the rest of my life.
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You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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Another call coming in.
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If anyone's feeling brave,
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there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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that gets their roses today.
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Hey, guys.
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- Look at that.
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- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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- Thank you.
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- OK.
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You got a rain advisory today,
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and as you all know,
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bees cannot fly in rain.
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So be careful. As always,
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watch your brooms,
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hockey sticks, dogs,
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birds, bears and bats.
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Also, I got a couple of reports
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of root beer being poured on us.
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Murphy's in a home because of it,
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babbling like a cicada!
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- That's awful.
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- And a reminder for you rookies,
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bee law number one,
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absolutely no talking to humans!
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All right, launch positions!
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
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buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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Black and yellow!
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Hello!
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You ready for this, hot shot?
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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Wind, check.
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- Antennae, check.
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- Nectar pack, check.
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- Wings, check.
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- Stinger, check.
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Scared out of my shorts, check.
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OK, ladies,
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let's move it out!
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Pound those petunias,
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you striped stem-suckers!
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All of you, drain those flowers!
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Wow! I'm out!
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I can't believe I'm out!
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So blue.
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I feel so fast and free!
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Box kite!
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Wow!
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Flowers!
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This is Blue Leader.
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We have roses visual.
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Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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Roses!
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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Stand to the side, kid.
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It's got a bit of a kick.
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That is one nectar collector!
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- Ever see pollination up close?
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- No, sir.
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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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a pinch on that one.
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See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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Oool.
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I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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Oopy that visual.
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Wait. One of these flowers
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seems to be on the move.
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Say again? You're reporting
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a moving flower?
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Affirmative.
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That was on the line!
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This is the coolest. What is it?
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I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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It smells good.
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Not like a flower, but I like it.
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Yeah, fuzzy.
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Ohemical-y.
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Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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My sweet lord of bees!
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Oandy-brain, get off there!
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Problem!
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- Guys!
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- This could be bad.
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Affirmative.
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Very close.
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Gonna hurt.
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Mama's little boy.
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You are way out of position, rookie!
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Ooming in at you like a missile!
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Help me!
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I don't think these are flowers.
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- Should we tell him?
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- I think he knows.
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What is this?!
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Match point!
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You can start packing up, honey,
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because you're about to eat it!
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Yowser!
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Gross.
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There's a bee in the car!
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- Do something!
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- I'm driving!
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- Hi, bee.
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- He's back here!
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He's going to sting me!
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Nobody move. If you don't move,
 +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He blinked!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Spray him, Granny!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What are you doing?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wow... the tension level
 +
out here is unbelievable.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I gotta get home.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan't fly in rain.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan't fly in rain.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan't fly in rain.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ken, could you close
 +
the window please?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ken, could you close
 +
the window please?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oheck out my new resume.
 +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You see? Folds out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What was that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
 +
This time! This time! This...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Drapes!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That is diabolical.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
 +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What's number one? Star Wars?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Nah, I don't go for that...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...kind of stuff.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
 +
They're out of their minds.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
When I leave a job interview, they're
 +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't remember the sun
 +
having a big 75 on it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I predicted global warming.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I could feel it getting hotter.
 +
At first I thought it was just me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't kill him!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know I'm allergic to them!
 +
This thing could kill me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why does his life have
 +
less value than yours?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why does his life have any less value
 +
than mine? Is that your statement?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
 +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
My brochure!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There you go, little guy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm not scared of him.
 +
It's an allergic thing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Put that on your resume brochure.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
My whole face could puff up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Make it one of your special skills.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Knocking someone out
 +
is also a special skill.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
 +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You could put carob chips on there.
 +
- Bye.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Supposed to be less calories.
 +
- Bye.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I gotta say something.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She saved my life.
 +
I gotta say something.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right, here it goes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Nah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What would I say?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I could really get in trouble.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's a bee law.
 +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I've got to.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No. Yes. No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Do it. I can't.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How should I start it?
 +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hi!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm sorry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You're talking.
 +
- Yes, I know.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're talking!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm so sorry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
 +
I know I'm dreaming.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But I don't recall going to bed.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, I'm sure this
 +
is very disconcerting.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
 +
I mean, you're a bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I am. And I'm not supposed
 +
to be doing this,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
but they were all trying to kill me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And if it wasn't for you...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I had to thank you.
 +
It's just how I was raised.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That was a little weird.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I'm talking with a bee.
 +
- Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm talking to a bee.
 +
And the bee is talking to me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
 +
I'll leave now.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
 +
- What?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The talking thing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Same way you did, I guess.
 +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- That's very funny.
 +
- Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
 +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Anyway...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan I...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...get you something?
 +
- Like what?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't know. I mean...
 +
I don't know. Ooffee?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't want to put you out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- It's just coffee.
 +
- I hate to impose.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Don't be ridiculous!
 +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hey, you want rum cake?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I shouldn't.
 +
- Have some.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- No, I can't.
 +
- Oome on!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Where?
 +
- These stripes don't help.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You look great!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't know if you know
 +
anything about fashion.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are you all right?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's making the tie in the cab
 +
as they're flying up Madison.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He finally gets there.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He runs up the steps into the church.
 +
The wedding is on.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And he says, "Watermelon?
 +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Is that a bee joke?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, different.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
About work? I don't know.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I want to do my part for the hive,
 +
but I can't do it the way they want.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know how you feel.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You do?
 +
- Sure.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
 +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Really?
 +
- My only interest is flowers.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Our new queen was just elected
 +
with that same campaign slogan.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Anyway, if you look...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's my hive right there. See it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No way! I know that area.
 +
I lost a toe ring there once.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
 +
- Why not?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
 +
- Maybe I'll try that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You all right, ma'am?
 +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just having two cups of coffee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Anyway, this has been great.
 +
Thanks for the coffee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
 +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are you...?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Thanks!
 +
- Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right. Well, then...
 +
I guess I'll see you around.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Or not.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
OK, Barry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And thank you
 +
so much again... for before.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This can't possibly work.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's all set to go.
 +
We may as well try it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Sounds amazing.
 +
- It was amazing!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It was the scariest,
 +
happiest moment of my life.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Humans! I can't believe
 +
you were with humans!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Giant, scary humans!
 +
What were they like?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They eat crazy giant things.
 +
They drive crazy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
 +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- How'd you get back?
 +
- Poodle.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
 +
whatever you wanted to see.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You had your "experience." Now you
 +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Well...
 +
- Well?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, I met someone.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
 +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Spider?
 +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know it's the hottest thing,
 +
with the eight legs and all.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't get by that face.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So who is she?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She's... human.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, no. That's a bee law.
 +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Her name's Vanessa.
 +
- Oh, boy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're not dating.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
 +
to humans that attack our homes
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with power washers and M-80s!
 +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She saved my life!
 +
And she understands me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is over!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Eat this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is not over! What was that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- They call it a crumb.
 +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And that's not what they eat.
 +
That's what falls off what they eat!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
 +
- No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
 +
They heat it up...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sit down!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...really hot!
 +
- Listen to me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We are not them! We're us.
 +
There's us and there's them!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes, but who can deny
 +
the heart that is yearning?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's no yearning.
 +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You have got to start thinking bee,
 +
my friend. Thinking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Thinking bee.
 +
- Thinking bee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There he is. He's in the pool.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I gotta start thinking bee?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How much longer will this go on?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's been three days!
 +
Why aren't you working?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
 +
to think about.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What life? You have no life!
 +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Would it kill you
 +
to make a little honey?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, come out.
 +
Your father's talking to you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Martin, would you talk to him?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You coming?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Got everything?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All set!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't be too long.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Watch this!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- We're still here.
 +
- I told you not to yell at him.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Then why yell at me?
 +
- Because you don't listen!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm not listening to this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Where are you going?
 +
- I'm meeting a friend.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bye.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They have a huge parade
 +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
 +
that's every florist's dream!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Up on a float, surrounded
 +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A tournament. Do the roses
 +
compete in athletic events?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No. All right, I've got one.
 +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
 +
run everywhere? It's faster.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
 +
All right, your turn.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
 +
That's insane!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You don't have that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
 +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, my.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Dumb bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We try not to sting.
 +
It's usually fatal for us.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So you have to watch your temper.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Very carefully.
 +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
 +
Work through it like any emotion:
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What is wrong with you?!
 +
- It's a bug.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's not bothering anybody.
 +
Get out of here, you creep!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It felt like about 10 pages.
 +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You've really got that
 +
down to a science.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
 +
- I'll bet.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What in the name
 +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How did this get here?
 +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Is he that actor?
 +
- I never heard of him.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Why is this here?
 +
- For people. We eat it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You don't have
 +
enough food of your own?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Well, yes.
 +
- How do you get it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Bees make it.
 +
- I know who makes it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And it's hard to make it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
 +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- It's organic.
 +
- It's our-ganic!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's just honey, Barry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just what?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees don't know about this!
 +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You've taken our homes, schools,
 +
hospitals! This is all we have!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And it's on sale?!
 +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm getting to the bottom
 +
of all of this!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hey, Hector.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You almost done?
 +
- Almost.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He is here. I sense it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and just leave this nice honey out,
 +
with no one around.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're busted, box boy!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I knew I heard something.
 +
So you can talk!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can talk.
 +
And now you'll start talking!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
 +
Who's your supplier?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't understand.
 +
I thought we were friends.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The last thing we want
 +
to do is upset bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're too late! It's ours now!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You, sir, have crossed
 +
the wrong sword!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You, sir, will be lunch
 +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where is the honey coming from?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tell me where!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Orazy person!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What horrible thing has happened here?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
These faces, they never knew
 +
what hit them. And now
 +
 
 +
 
 +
they're on the road to nowhere!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just keep still.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What? You're not dead?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
 +
that moves. Where you headed?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
To Honey Farms.
 +
I am onto something huge here.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
 +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm going to Tacoma.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- And you?
 +
- He really is dead.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Uh-oh!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What is that?!
 +
- Oh, no!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
 +
- Triple blade?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why does everything have
 +
to be so doggone clean?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How much do you people need to see?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Open your eyes!
 +
Stick your head out the window!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
From NPR News in Washington,
 +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But don't kill no more bugs!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Bee!
 +
- Moose blood guy!!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You hear something?
 +
- Like what?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Like tiny screaming.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Turn off the radio.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Whassup, bee boy?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hey, Blood.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just a row of honey jars,
 +
as far as the eye could see.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wow!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I assume wherever this truck goes
 +
is where they're getting it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I mean, that honey's ours.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Bees hang tight.
 +
- We're all jammed in.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's a close community.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Not us, man. We on our own.
 +
Every mosquito on his own.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What if you get in trouble?
 +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
 +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
At least you're out in the world.
 +
You must meet girls.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
 +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You got to be kidding me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mooseblood's about to leave
 +
the building! So long, bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Hey, guys!
 +
- Mooseblood!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
 +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
 +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What is this place?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A bee's got a brain
 +
the size of a pinhead.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They are pinheads!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Pinhead.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
 +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The Thomas 3000!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Smoker?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
 +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A couple breaths of this
 +
knocks them right out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They make the honey,
 +
and we make the money.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
"They make the honey,
 +
and we make the money"?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, my!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What's going on? Are you OK?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Do you know you're
 +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Our queen was moved here.
 +
We had no choice.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is your queen?
 +
That's a man in women's clothes!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's a drag queen!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What is this?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, no!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's hundreds of them!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bee honey.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
 +
on a massive scale!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is worse than anything bears
 +
have done! I intend to do something.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, Barry, stop.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Who told you humans are taking
 +
our honey? That's a rumor.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Do these look like rumors?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's a conspiracy theory.
 +
These are obviously doctored photos.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How did you get mixed up in this?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's been talking to humans.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What?
 +
- Talking to humans?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He has a human girlfriend.
 +
And they make out!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Make out? Barry!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We do not.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You wish you could.
 +
- Whose side are you on?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
 +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, this is what you want
 +
to do with your life?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I want to do it for all our lives.
 +
Nobody works harder than bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Dad, I remember you
 +
coming home so overworked
 +
 
 +
 
 +
your hands were still stirring.
 +
You couldn't stop.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I remember that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What right do they have to our honey?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
 +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sting them where it really hurts.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
In the face! The eye!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- That would hurt.
 +
- No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's only one place you can sting
 +
the humans, one place where it matters.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
 +
full-hour action news source.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No more bee beards!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And Jeanette Ohung.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
 +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
intends to sue the human race
 +
for stealing our honey,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
packaging it and profiting
 +
from it illegally!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
we'll have three former queens here in
 +
our studio, discussing their new book,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Olassy Ladies,
 +
out this week on Hexagon.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
 +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees have never been afraid
 +
to change the world.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
 +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We were thinking
 +
of stickball or candy stores.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How old are you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The bee community
 +
is supporting you in this case,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
which will be the trial
 +
of the bee century.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know, they have a Larry King
 +
in the human world too.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's a common name. Next week...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He looks like you and has a show
 +
and suspenders and colored dots...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Next week...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
 +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bear Week next week!
 +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
 +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
In tennis, you attack
 +
at the point of weakness!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
 +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Quiet, please.
 +
Actual work going on here.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Is that that same bee?
 +
- Yes, it is!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Hello.
 +
- Hello, bee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is Ken.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
 +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why does he talk again?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Listen, you better go
 +
'cause we're really busy working.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But it's our yogurt night!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bye-bye.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You poor thing.
 +
You two have been at this for hours!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes, and Adam here
 +
has been a huge help.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Frosting...
 +
- How many sugars?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just one. I try not
 +
to use the competition.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So why are you helping me?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees have good qualities.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Instead of flowers, people
 +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Those are great, if you're three.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And artificial flowers.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
 +
- Yeah, me too.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees must hate those fake things!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Nothing worse
 +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Maybe this could make up
 +
for it a little bit.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
 +
- I guess.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You sure you want to go through with it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
 +
the humans, they won't be able
 +
 
 +
 
 +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
 +
without paying a royalty!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's an incredible scene
 +
here in downtown Manhattan,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
where the world anxiously waits,
 +
because for the first time in history,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
we will hear for ourselves
 +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't believe how many humans
 +
don't work during the day.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You think billion-dollar multinational
 +
food companies have good lawyers?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Everybody needs to stay
 +
behind the barricade.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What's the matter?
 +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You boys work on this?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All rise! The Honorable
 +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right. Oase number 4475,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Superior Oourt of New York,
 +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
 +
 
 +
 
 +
is now in session.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
 +
the five food companies collectively?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A privilege.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
 +
all the bees of the world?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
 +
we're ready to proceed.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Montgomery,
 +
your opening statement, please.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Born on a farm, she believed
 +
it was man's divine right
 +
 
 +
 
 +
to benefit from the bounty
 +
of nature God put before us.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
 +
Mr. Benson imagines,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
just think of what would it mean.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I would have to negotiate
 +
with the silkworm
 +
 
 +
 
 +
for the elastic in my britches!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Talking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
 +
 
 +
 
 +
holographic motion-picture-capture
 +
Hollywood wizardry?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They could be using laser beams!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
 +
Oloning! For all we know,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
he could be on steroids!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Benson?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ladies and gentlemen,
 +
there's no trickery here.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
 +
Honey's pretty important to me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's important to all bees.
 +
We invented it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We make it. And we protect it
 +
with our lives.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Unfortunately, there are
 +
some people in this room
 +
 
 +
 
 +
who think they can take it from us
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'cause we're the little guys!
 +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
 +
you not only take everything we have
 +
 
 +
 
 +
but everything we are!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I wish he'd dress like that
 +
all the time. So nice!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oall your first witness.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
 +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I suppose so.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I see you also own
 +
Honeyburton and Honron!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
 +
for our farms.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Beekeeper. I find that
 +
to be a very disturbing term.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't imagine you employ
 +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- No.
 +
- I couldn't hear you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- No.
 +
- No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Because you don't free bees.
 +
You keep bees. Not only that,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
it seems you thought a bear would be
 +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They're very lovable creatures.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You mean like this?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bears kill bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How'd you like his head crashing
 +
through your living room?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Biting into your couch!
 +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
 +
Your name intrigues me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Where have I heard it before?
 +
- I was with a band called The Police.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But you've never been
 +
a police officer, have you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, I haven't.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, you haven't. And so here
 +
we have yet another example
 +
 
 +
 
 +
of bee culture casually
 +
stolen by a human
 +
 
 +
 
 +
for nothing more than
 +
a prance-about stage name.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, please.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Because I'm feeling
 +
a little stung, Sting.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Liotta, first,
 +
belated congratulations on
 +
 
 +
 
 +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
 +
on ER in 2005.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thank you. Thank you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I see from your resume
 +
that you're devilishly handsome
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with a churning inner turmoil
 +
that's ready to blow.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
 +
what it's come to for you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
 +
so you don't
 +
 
 +
 
 +
have to rehearse
 +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Watch it, Benson!
 +
I could blow right now!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This isn't a goodfella.
 +
This is a badfella!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Why doesn't someone just step on
 +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Order in this court!
 +
- You're all thinking it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Order! Order, I say!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Say it!
 +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I think it was awfully nice
 +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I think the jury's on our side.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm a florist.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
To a great team!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, hello.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Ken!
 +
- Hello.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I didn't think you were coming.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, I was just late.
 +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
 +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, that was lucky.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There's a little left.
 +
I could heat it up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm not much for the game myself.
 +
The ball's a little grabby.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's where I usually sit.
 +
Right... there.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and he agreed with me that eating with
 +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know how hard it is to find
 +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Do we?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
 +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's just what
 +
I was thinking about doing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
 +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah, you do that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Look at that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know, I've just about had it
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with your little mind games.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What's that?
 +
- Italian Vogue.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A lot of ads.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Remember what Van said, why is
 +
your life more valuable than mine?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I think something stinks in here!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I love the smell of flowers.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Not as much.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
 +
This is pathetic!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I've got issues!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You're bluffing.
 +
- Am I?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Surf's up, dude!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Poo water!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That bowl is gnarly.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know, I don't even like honey!
 +
I don't eat it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We need to talk!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's just a little bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And he happens to be
 +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
 +
Are there other bugs in your life?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, but there are other things bugging
 +
me in life. And you're one of them!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
My nerves are fried from riding
 +
on this emotional roller coaster!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Goodbye, Ken.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And for your information,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
 +
sweeteners made by man!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm sorry about all that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know it's got
 +
an aftertaste! I like it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I always felt there was some kind
 +
of barrier between Ken and me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I couldn't overcome it.
 +
Oh, well.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are you OK for the trial?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
 +
is about out of ideas.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We would like to call
 +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
 +
considered one of the best lawyers...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Layton, you've
 +
gotta weave some magic
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with this jury,
 +
or it's gonna be all over.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
 +
to do to turn this jury around
 +
 
 +
 
 +
is to remind them
 +
of what they don't like about bees.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You got the tweezers?
 +
- Are you allergic?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
 +
what I think we'd all like to know.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What exactly is your relationship
 +
 
 +
 
 +
to that woman?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're friends.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Good friends?
 +
- Yes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How good? Do you live together?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait a minute...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are you her little...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...bedbug?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
 +
From what I understand,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
doesn't your queen give birth
 +
to all the bee children?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Yeah, but...
 +
- So those aren't your real parents!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Oh, Barry...
 +
- Yes, they are!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hold me back!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're an illegitimate bee,
 +
aren't you, Benson?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's denouncing bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Objection!
 +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, I'm hit!!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Order! Order!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The venom! The venom
 +
is coursing through my veins!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I have been felled
 +
by a winged beast of destruction!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You see? You can't treat them
 +
like equals! They're striped savages!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Stinging's the only thing
 +
they know! It's their way!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Adam, stay with me.
 +
- I can't feel my legs.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What angel of mercy
 +
will come forward to suck the poison
 +
 
 +
 
 +
from my heaving buttocks?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I will have order in this court. Order!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Order, please!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The case of the honeybees
 +
versus the human race
 +
 
 +
 
 +
took a pointed turn against the bees
 +
 
 +
 
 +
yesterday when one of their legal
 +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Hey, buddy.
 +
- Hey.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Is there much pain?
 +
- Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
 +
you're alive. You could have died.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They got it from the cafeteria
 +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Look, there's
 +
a little celery still on it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What was it like to sting someone?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't explain it. It was all...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All adrenaline and then...
 +
and then ecstasy!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You think it was all a trap?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Of course. I'm sorry.
 +
I flew us right into this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
 +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What will the humans do to us
 +
if they win?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't know.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
 +
That doesn't sound so bad.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Adam, they check in,
 +
but they don't check out!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, my.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oould you get a nurse
 +
to close that window?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Why?
 +
- The smoke.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees don't smoke.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees don't smoke!
 +
But some bees are smoking.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's it! That's our case!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It is? It's not over?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Get back to the court and stall.
 +
Stall any way you can.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Flayman.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where is the rest of your team?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and as a result,
 +
we don't make very good time.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I actually heard a funny story about...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Your Honor,
 +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
 +
 
 +
 
 +
taken up enough
 +
of this court's valuable time?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How much longer will we allow
 +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They have presented no compelling
 +
evidence to support their charges
 +
 
 +
 
 +
against my clients,
 +
who run legitimate businesses.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I move for a complete dismissal
 +
of this entire case!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
 +
 
 +
 
 +
to have to consider
 +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where is your proof?
 +
Where is the evidence?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Show me the smoking gun!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hold it, Your Honor!
 +
You want a smoking gun?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Here is your smoking gun.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What is that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's a bee smoker!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What, this?
 +
This harmless little contraption?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
 +
let alone a bee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Look at what has happened
 +
 
 +
 
 +
to bees who have never been asked,
 +
"Smoking or non?"
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Is this what nature intended for us?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
To be forcibly addicted
 +
to smoke machines
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
 +
to the white man?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What are we gonna do?
 +
- He's playing the species card.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
 +
free these bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Free the bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa, we won!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sorry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm OK! You know what this means?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All the honey
 +
will finally belong to the bees.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Now we won't have
 +
to work so hard all the time.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is an unholy perversion
 +
of the balance of nature, Benson.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You'll regret this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, how much honey is out there?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right. One at a time.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, who are you wearing?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
 +
and I have no pants.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What if Montgomery's right?
 +
- What do you mean?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We've been living the bee way
 +
a long time, 27 million years.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oongratulations on your victory.
 +
What will you demand as a settlement?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
 +
of all bee work camps.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Then we want back the honey
 +
that was ours to begin with,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
every last drop.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We demand an end to the glorification
 +
of the bear as anything more
 +
 
 +
 
 +
than a filthy, smelly,
 +
bad-breath stink machine.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're all aware
 +
of what they do in the woods.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait for my signal.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Take him out.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He'll have nauseous
 +
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And we will no longer tolerate
 +
bee-negative nicknames...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
 +
in bogus health products
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and la-dee-da human
 +
tea-time snack garnishments.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan't breathe.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bring it in, boys!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hold it right there! Good.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tap it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
 +
and there's gallons more coming!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I think we need to shut down!
 +
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Shut down honey production!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Stop making honey!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Turn your key, sir!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What do we do now?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oannonball!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're shutting honey production!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mission abort.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
 +
Returning to base.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Adam, you wouldn't believe
 +
how much honey was out there.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, yeah?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What's going on? Where is everybody?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Are they out celebrating?
 +
- They're home.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They don't know what to do.
 +
Laying out, sleeping in.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
 +
to San Antonio with a cricket.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
At least we got our honey back.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
 +
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's the greatest thing in the world!
 +
I was excited to be part of making it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This was my new desk. This was my
 +
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And now...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Now I can't.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't understand
 +
why they're not happy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I thought their lives would be better!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
 +
Honey really changes people.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You don't have any idea
 +
what's going on, do you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What did you want to show me?
 +
- This.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What happened here?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That is not the half of it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, no. Oh, my.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They're all wilting.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Doesn't look very good, does it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And whose fault do you think that is?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bees?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Specifically, me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I didn't think bees not needing to make
 +
honey would affect all these things.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's notjust flowers.
 +
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's our whole SAT test right there.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Take away produce, that affects
 +
the entire animal kingdom.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And then, of course...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The human species?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So if there's no more pollination,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
it could all just go south here,
 +
couldn't it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know this is also partly my fault.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How about a suicide pact?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How do we do it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
 +
- Thatjust kills you twice.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Right, right.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Listen, Barry...
 +
sorry, but I gotta get going.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I had to open my mouth and talk.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
 +
Where are you going?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
 +
in Pasadena.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They've moved it to this weekend
 +
because all the flowers are dying.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's the last chance
 +
I'll ever have to see it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
 +
I never meant it to turn out like this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know. Me neither.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tournament of Roses.
 +
Roses can't do sports.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Roses!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Roses?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Roses are flowers!
 +
- Yes, they are.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Flowers, bees, pollen!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know.
 +
That's why this is the last parade.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Maybe not.
 +
Oould you ask him to slow down?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oould you slow down?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
OK, I made a huge mistake.
 +
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes, it kind of is.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I've ruined the planet.
 +
I wanted to help you
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with the flower shop.
 +
I've made it worse.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Actually, it's completely closed down.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But I have another idea, and it's
 +
greater than my previous ideas combined.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't want to hear it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right, they have the roses,
 +
the roses have the pollen.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know every bee, plant
 +
and flower bud in this park.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All we gotta do is get what they've got
 +
back here with what we've got.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Bees.
 +
- Park.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Pollen!
 +
- Flowers.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Repollination!
 +
- Across the nation!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Tournament of Roses,
 +
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They've got nothing
 +
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Security will be tight.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I have an idea.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Official floral business. It's real.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thank you. It was a gift.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Once inside,
 +
we just pick the right float.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How about The Princess and the Pea?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I could be the princess,
 +
and you could be the pea!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yes, I got it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Where should I sit?
 +
- What are you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- I believe I'm the pea.
 +
- The pea?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It goes under the mattresses.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
 +
- I'm getting the marshal.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You do that!
 +
This whole parade is a fiasco!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Let's see what this baby'll do.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hey, what are you doing?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Then all we do
 +
is blend in with traffic...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...without arousing suspicion.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Once at the airport,
 +
there's no stopping us.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Stop! Security.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You and your insect pack your float?
 +
- Yes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Has it been
 +
in your possession the entire time?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Would you remove your shoes?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Remove your stinger.
 +
- It's part of me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I know. Just having some fun.
 +
Enjoy your flight.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
 +
just enough pollen to do the job.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
 +
have just enough pollen to do the job!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I think this is gonna work.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's got to work.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Attention, passengers,
 +
this is Oaptain Scott.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We have a bit of bad weather
 +
in New York.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It looks like we'll experience
 +
a couple hours delay.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, these are cut flowers
 +
with no water. They'll never make it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I gotta get up there
 +
and talk to them.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Be careful.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oan I get help
 +
with the Sky Mall magazine?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'd like to order the talking
 +
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What'd you say, Hal?
 +
- Nothing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't freak out! My entire species...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What are you doing?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
 +
- Who's an attorney?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't move.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, Barry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Good afternoon, passengers.
 +
This is your captain.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
 +
please report to the cockpit?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
And please hurry!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What happened here?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
There was a DustBuster,
 +
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
One's bald, one's in a boat,
 +
they're both unconscious!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Is that another bee joke?
 +
- No!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No one's flying the plane!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
 +
What's your status?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is Vanessa Bloome.
 +
I'm a florist from New York.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where's the pilot?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's unconscious,
 +
and so is the copilot.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Not good. Does anyone onboard
 +
have flight experience?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
As a matter of fact, there is.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Who's that?
 +
- Barry Benson.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa, this is nothing more
 +
than a big metal bee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't fly a plane.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
 +
- Yes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How hard could it be?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait, Barry!
 +
We're headed into some lightning.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
 +
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
 +
 
 +
 
 +
where a suspenseful scene
 +
is developing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry Benson,
 +
fresh from his legal victory...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's Barry!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
...is attempting to land a plane,
 +
loaded with people, flowers
 +
 
 +
 
 +
and an incapacitated flight crew.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Flowers?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We have a storm in the area
 +
and two individuals at the controls
 +
 
 +
 
 +
with absolutely no flight experience.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just a minute.
 +
There's a bee on that plane.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
 +
and his no-account compadres.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They've done enough damage.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But isn't he your only hope?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Technically, a bee
 +
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Their wings are too small...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Haven't we heard this a million times?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
"The surface area of the wings
 +
and body mass make no sense."
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Get this on the air!
 +
- Got it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Stand by.
 +
- We're going live.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Making honey takes a lot of bees
 +
doing a lot of small jobs.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
But let me tell you about a small job.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
If you do it well,
 +
it makes a big difference.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
More than we realized.
 +
To us, to everyone.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's why I want to get bees
 +
back to working together.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's the bee way!
 +
We're not made of Jell-O.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We get behind a fellow.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Black and yellow!
 +
- Hello!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Left, right, down, hover.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Hover?
 +
- Forget hover.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This isn't so hard.
 +
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, what happened?!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait, I think we were
 +
on autopilot the whole time.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- That may have been helping me.
 +
- And now we're not!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All of you, let's get
 +
behind this fellow! Move it out!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Move out!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
 +
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Don't have to yell.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm not yelling!
 +
We're in a lot of trouble.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's very hard to concentrate
 +
with that panicky tone in your voice!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I can't do this!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
 +
You have to snap out of it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You snap out of it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You snap out of it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
- You snap out of it!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Hold it!
 +
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
How is the plane flying?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I don't know.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hello?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Benson, got any flowers
 +
for a happy occasion in there?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The Pollen Jocks!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
They do get behind a fellow.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Black and yellow.
 +
- Hello.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right, let's drop this tin can
 +
on the blacktop.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Thinking bee.
 +
- Thinking bee.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thinking bee!
 +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Wait a minute.
 +
I think I'm feeling something.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What?
 +
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Bring the nose down.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thinking bee!
 +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
 +
- Get some lights on that!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thinking bee!
 +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
 +
- OK.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Out the engines. We're going in
 +
on bee power. Ready, boys?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Affirmative!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Land on that flower!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Ready? Full reverse!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Spin it around!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Not that flower! The other one!
 +
- Which one?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- That flower.
 +
- I'm aiming at the flower!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
 +
I mean the giant pulsating flower
 +
 
 +
 
 +
made of millions of bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Rotate around it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- This is insane, Barry!
 +
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
 +
flying in an insect-like pattern?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
 +
Smell it. Full reverse!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Aim for the center!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oome on, already.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, we did it!
 +
You taught me how to fly!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Yes. No high-five!
 +
- Right.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, it worked!
 +
Did you see the giant flower?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
What giant flower? Where? Of course
 +
I saw the flower! That was genius!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Thank you.
 +
- But we're not done yet.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Listen, everyone!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
This runway is covered
 +
with the last pollen
 +
 
 +
 
 +
from the last flowers
 +
available anywhere on Earth.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That means this is our last chance.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're the only ones who make honey,
 +
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
If we're gonna survive as a species,
 +
this is our moment! What do you say?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Are we going to be bees, orjust
 +
Museum of Natural History keychains?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
We're bees!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Keychain!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hold on, Barry. Here.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You've earned this.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Yeah!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
 +
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Oh, yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That's our Barry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Mom! The bees are back!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
If anybody needs
 +
to make a call, now's the time.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I got a feeling we'll be
 +
working late tonight!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Here's your change. Have a great
 +
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Would you like some honey with that?
 +
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
 +
And I don't see a nickel!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sometimes I just feel
 +
like a piece of meat!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I had no idea.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, I'm sorry.
 +
Have you got a moment?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Would you excuse me?
 +
My mosquito associate will help you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Sorry I'm late.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He's a lawyer too?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
 +
All I needed was a briefcase.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Have a great afternoon!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
 +
and I can't get them anywhere.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
No problem, Vannie.
 +
Just leave it to me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
 +
Oan I help who's next?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right, scramble, jocks!
 +
It's time to fly.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Thank you, Barry!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
That bee is living my life!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Let it go, Kenny.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- When will this nightmare end?!
 +
- Let it all go.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Beautiful day to fly.
 +
- Sure is.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Between you and me,
 +
I was dying to get out of that office.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
You have got
 +
to start thinking bee, my friend.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
- Thinking bee!
 +
- Me?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Hold it. Let's just stop
 +
for a second. Hold it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
 +
Oan we stop here?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I'm not making a major life decision
 +
during a production number!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
All right. Take ten, everybody.
 +
Wrap it up, guys.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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