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~~According to all known laws~~

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~~of aviation,~~

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~~there is no way a bee~~

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~~should be able to fly.~~

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~~Its wings are too small to get~~

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~~its fat little body off the ground.~~

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~~The bee, of course, flies anyway~~

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~~because bees don't care~~

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~~what humans think is impossible.~~

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~~Yellow, black. Yellow, black.~~

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~~Yellow, black. Yellow, black.~~

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~~Ooh, black and yellow!~~

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~~Let's shake it up a little.~~

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~~Barry! Breakfast is ready!~~

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~~Coming!~~

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~~Hang on a second.~~

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~~Hello?~~

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~~- Barry?~~

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~~- Adam?~~

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~~- Can you believe this is happening?~~

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~~- I can't. I'll pick you up.~~

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~~Looking sharp.~~

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~~Use the stairs. Your father~~

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~~paid good money for those.~~

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~~Sorry. I'm excited.~~

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~~Here's the graduate.~~

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~~We're very proud of you, son.~~

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~~A perfect report card, all B's.~~

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~~Very proud.~~

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~~Ma! I got a thing going here.~~

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~~- You got lint on your fuzz.~~

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~~- Ow! That's me!~~

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~~- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.~~

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~~- Bye!~~

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~~Barry, I told you,~~

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~~stop flying in the house!~~

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~~- Hey, Adam.~~

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~~- Hey, Barry.~~

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~~- Is that fuzz gel?~~

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~~- A little. Special day, graduation.~~

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~~Never thought I'd make it.~~

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~~Three days grade school,~~

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~~three days high school.~~

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~~Those were awkward.~~

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~~Three days college. I'm glad I took~~

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~~a day and hitchhiked around the hive.~~

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~~You did come back different.~~

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~~- Hi, Barry.~~

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~~- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.~~

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~~- Hear about Frankie?~~

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~~- Yeah.~~

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~~- You going to the funeral?~~

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~~- No, I'm not going.~~

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~~Everybody knows,~~

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~~sting someone, you die.~~

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~~Don't waste it on a squirrel.~~

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~~Such a hothead.~~

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~~I guess he could have~~

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~~just gotten out of the way.~~

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~~I love this incorporating~~

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~~an amusement park into our day.~~

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~~That's why we don't need vacations.~~

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~~Boy, quite a bit of pomp...~~

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~~under the circumstances.~~

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~~- Well, Adam, today we are men.~~

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~~- We are!~~

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~~- Bee-men.~~

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~~- Amen!~~

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~~Hallelujah!~~

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~~Students, faculty, distinguished bees,~~

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~~please welcome Dean Buzzwell.~~

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~~Welcome, New Hive Oity~~

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~~graduating class of...~~

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~~...9:15.~~

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~~That concludes our ceremonies.~~

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~~And begins your career~~

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~~at Honex Industries!~~

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~~Will we pick ourjob today?~~

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~~I heard it's just orientation.~~

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~~Heads up! Here we go.~~

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~~Keep your hands and antennas~~

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~~inside the tram at all times.~~

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~~- Wonder what it'll be like?~~

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~~- A little scary.~~

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~~Welcome to Honex,~~

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~~a division of Honesco~~

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~~and a part of the Hexagon Group.~~

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~~This is it!~~

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~~Wow.~~

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~~Wow.~~

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~~We know that you, as a bee,~~

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~~have worked your whole life~~

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~~to get to the point where you~~

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~~can work for your whole life.~~

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~~Honey begins when our valiant Pollen~~

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~~Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.~~

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~~Our top-secret formula~~

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~~is automatically color-corrected,~~

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~~scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured~~

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~~into this soothing sweet syrup~~

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~~with its distinctive~~

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~~golden glow you know as...~~

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~~Honey!~~

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~~- That girl was hot.~~

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~~- She's my cousin!~~

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~~- She is?~~

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~~- Yes, we're all cousins.~~

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~~- Right. You're right.~~

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~~- At Honex, we constantly strive~~

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~~to improve every aspect~~

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~~of bee existence.~~

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~~These bees are stress-testing~~

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~~a new helmet technology.~~

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~~- What do you think he makes?~~

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~~- Not enough.~~

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~~Here we have our latest advancement,~~

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~~the Krelman.~~

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~~- What does that do?~~

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~~- Oatches that little strand of honey~~

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~~that hangs after you pour it.~~

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~~Saves us millions.~~

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~~Oan anyone work on the Krelman?~~

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~~Of course. Most bee jobs are~~

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~~small ones. But bees know~~

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~~that every small job,~~

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~~if it's done well, means a lot.~~

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~~But choose carefully~~

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~~because you'll stay in the job~~

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~~you pick for the rest of your life.~~

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~~The same job the rest of your life?~~

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~~I didn't know that.~~

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~~What's the difference?~~

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~~You'll be happy to know that bees,~~

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~~as a species, haven't had one day off~~

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~~in 27 million years.~~

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~~So you'll just work us to death?~~

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~~We'll sure try.~~

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~~Wow! That blew my mind!~~

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~~"What's the difference?"~~

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~~How can you say that?~~

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~~One job forever?~~

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~~That's an insane choice to have to make.~~

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~~I'm relieved. Now we only have~~

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~~to make one decision in life.~~

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~~But, Adam, how could they~~

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~~never have told us that?~~

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~~Why would you question anything?~~

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~~We're bees.~~

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~~We're the most perfectly~~

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~~functioning society on Earth.~~

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~~You ever think maybe things~~

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~~work a little too well here?~~

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~~Like what? Give me one example.~~

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~~I don't know. But you know~~

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~~what I'm talking about.~~

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~~Please clear the gate.~~

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~~Royal Nectar Force on approach.~~

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~~Wait a second. Oheck it out.~~

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~~- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!~~

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~~- Wow.~~

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~~I've never seen them this close.~~

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~~They know what it's like~~

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~~outside the hive.~~

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~~Yeah, but some don't come back.~~

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~~- Hey, Jocks!~~

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~~- Hi, Jocks!~~

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~~You guys did great!~~

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~~You're monsters!~~

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~~You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!~~

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~~- I wonder where they were.~~

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~~- I don't know.~~

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~~Their day's not planned.~~

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~~Outside the hive, flying who knows~~

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~~where, doing who knows what.~~

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~~You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen~~

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~~Jock. You have to be bred for that.~~

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~~Right.~~

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~~Look. That's more pollen~~

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~~than you and I will see in a lifetime.~~

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~~It's just a status symbol.~~

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~~Bees make too much of it.~~

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~~Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it~~

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~~and the ladies see you wearing it.~~

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~~Those ladies?~~

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~~Aren't they our cousins too?~~

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~~Distant. Distant.~~

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~~Look at these two.~~

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~~- Oouple of Hive Harrys.~~

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~~- Let's have fun with them.~~

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~~It must be dangerous~~

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~~being a Pollen Jock.~~

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~~Yeah. Once a bear pinned me~~

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~~against a mushroom!~~

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~~He had a paw on my throat,~~

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~~and with the other, he was slapping me!~~

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~~- Oh, my!~~

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~~- I never thought I'd knock him out.~~

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~~What were you doing during this?~~

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~~Trying to alert the authorities.~~

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~~I can autograph that.~~

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~~A little gusty out there today,~~

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~~wasn't it, comrades?~~

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~~Yeah. Gusty.~~

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~~We're hitting a sunflower patch~~

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~~six miles from here tomorrow.~~

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~~- Six miles, huh?~~

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~~- Barry!~~

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~~A puddle jump for us,~~

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~~but maybe you're not up for it.~~

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~~- Maybe I am.~~

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~~- You are not!~~

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~~We're going 0900 at J-Gate.~~

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~~What do you think, buzzy-boy?~~

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~~Are you bee enough?~~

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~~I might be. It all depends~~

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~~on what 0900 means.~~

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~~Hey, Honex!~~

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~~Dad, you surprised me.~~

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~~You decide what you're interested in?~~

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~~- Well, there's a lot of choices.~~

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~~- But you only get one.~~

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~~Do you ever get bored~~

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~~doing the same job every day?~~

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~~Son, let me tell you about stirring.~~

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~~You grab that stick, and you just~~

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~~move it around, and you stir it around.~~

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~~You get yourself into a rhythm.~~

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~~It's a beautiful thing.~~

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~~You know, Dad,~~

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~~the more I think about it,~~

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~~maybe the honey field~~

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~~just isn't right for me.~~

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~~You were thinking of what,~~

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~~making balloon animals?~~

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~~That's a bad job~~

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~~for a guy with a stinger.~~

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~~Janet, your son's not sure~~

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~~he wants to go into honey!~~

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~~- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.~~

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~~- I'm not trying to be funny.~~

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~~You're not funny! You're going~~

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~~into honey. Our son, the stirrer!~~

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~~- You're gonna be a stirrer?~~

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~~- No one's listening to me!~~

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~~Wait till you see the sticks I have.~~

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~~I could say anything right now.~~

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~~I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!~~

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~~Let's open some honey and celebrate!~~

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~~Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.~~

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~~Shave my antennae.~~

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~~Shack up with a grasshopper. Get~~

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~~a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!~~

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~~I'm so proud.~~

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~~- We're starting work today!~~

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~~- Today's the day.~~

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~~Oome on! All the good jobs~~

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~~will be gone.~~

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~~Yeah, right.~~

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~~Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,~~

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~~stirrer, front desk, hair removal...~~

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~~- Is it still available?~~

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~~- Hang on. Two left!~~

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~~One of them's yours! Oongratulations!~~

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~~Step to the side.~~

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~~- What'd you get?~~

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~~- Picking crud out. Stellar!~~

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~~Wow!~~

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~~Oouple of newbies?~~

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~~Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!~~

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~~Make your choice.~~

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~~- You want to go first?~~

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~~- No, you go.~~

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~~Oh, my. What's available?~~

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~~Restroom attendant's open,~~

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~~not for the reason you think.~~

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~~- Any chance of getting the Krelman?~~

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~~- Sure, you're on.~~

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~~I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.~~

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~~Wax monkey's always open.~~

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~~The Krelman opened up again.~~

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~~What happened?~~

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~~A bee died. Makes an opening. See?~~

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~~He's dead. Another dead one.~~

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~~Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.~~

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~~Dead from the neck up.~~

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~~Dead from the neck down. That's life!~~

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~~Oh, this is so hard!~~

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~~Heating, cooling,~~

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~~stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,~~

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~~humming, inspector number seven,~~

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~~lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,~~

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~~mite wrangler. Barry, what~~

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~~do you think I should... Barry?~~

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~~Barry!~~

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~~All right, we've got the sunflower patch~~

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~~in quadrant nine...~~

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~~What happened to you?~~

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~~Where are you?~~

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~~- I'm going out.~~

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~~- Out? Out where?~~

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~~- Out there.~~

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~~- Oh, no!~~

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~~I have to, before I go~~

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~~to work for the rest of my life.~~

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~~You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?~~

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~~Another call coming in.~~

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~~If anyone's feeling brave,~~

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~~there's a Korean deli on 83rd~~

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~~that gets their roses today.~~

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~~Hey, guys.~~

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~~- Look at that.~~

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~~- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?~~

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~~Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.~~

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~~It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.~~

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~~Really? Feeling lucky, are you?~~

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~~Sign here, here. Just initial that.~~

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~~- Thank you.~~

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~~- OK.~~

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~~You got a rain advisory today,~~

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~~and as you all know,~~

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~~bees cannot fly in rain.~~

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~~So be careful. As always,~~

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~~watch your brooms,~~

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~~hockey sticks, dogs,~~

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~~birds, bears and bats.~~

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~~Also, I got a couple of reports~~

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~~of root beer being poured on us.~~

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~~Murphy's in a home because of it,~~

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~~babbling like a cicada!~~

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~~- That's awful.~~

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~~- And a reminder for you rookies,~~

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~~bee law number one,~~

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~~absolutely no talking to humans!~~

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~~All right, launch positions!~~

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~~Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,~~

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~~buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!~~

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~~Black and yellow!~~

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~~Hello!~~

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~~You ready for this, hot shot?~~

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~~Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.~~

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~~Wind, check.~~

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~~- Antennae, check.~~

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~~- Nectar pack, check.~~

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~~- Wings, check.~~

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~~- Stinger, check.~~

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~~Scared out of my shorts, check.~~

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~~OK, ladies,~~

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~~let's move it out!~~

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~~Pound those petunias,~~

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~~you striped stem-suckers!~~

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~~All of you, drain those flowers!~~

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~~Wow! I'm out!~~

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~~I can't believe I'm out!~~

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~~So blue.~~

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~~I feel so fast and free!~~

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~~Box kite!~~

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~~Wow!~~

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~~Flowers!~~

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~~This is Blue Leader.~~

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~~We have roses visual.~~

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~~Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.~~

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~~Roses!~~

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~~30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.~~

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~~Stand to the side, kid.~~

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~~It's got a bit of a kick.~~

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~~That is one nectar collector!~~

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~~- Ever see pollination up close?~~

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~~- No, sir.~~

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~~I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it~~

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~~over here. Maybe a dash over there,~~

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~~a pinch on that one.~~

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~~See that? It's a little bit of magic.~~

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~~That's amazing. Why do we do that?~~

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~~That's pollen power. More pollen, more~~

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~~flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.~~

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~~Oool.~~

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~~I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.~~

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~~Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?~~

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~~Oopy that visual.~~

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~~Wait. One of these flowers~~

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~~seems to be on the move.~~

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~~Say again? You're reporting~~

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~~a moving flower?~~

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~~Affirmative.~~

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~~That was on the line!~~

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~~This is the coolest. What is it?~~

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~~I don't know, but I'm loving this color.~~

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~~It smells good.~~

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~~Not like a flower, but I like it.~~

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~~Yeah, fuzzy.~~

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~~Ohemical-y.~~

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~~Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.~~

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~~My sweet lord of bees!~~

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~~Oandy-brain, get off there!~~

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~~Problem!~~

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~~- Guys!~~

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~~- This could be bad.~~

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~~Affirmative.~~

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~~Very close.~~

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~~Gonna hurt.~~

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~~Mama's little boy.~~

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~~You are way out of position, rookie!~~

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~~Ooming in at you like a missile!~~

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~~Help me!~~

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~~I don't think these are flowers.~~

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~~- Should we tell him?~~

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~~- I think he knows.~~

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~~What is this?!~~

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~~Match point!~~

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~~You can start packing up, honey,~~

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~~because you're about to eat it!~~

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~~Yowser!~~

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~~Gross.~~

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~~There's a bee in the car!~~

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~~- Do something!~~

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~~- I'm driving!~~

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~~- Hi, bee.~~

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~~- He's back here!~~

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~~He's going to sting me!~~

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~~Nobody move. If you don't move,~~

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~~he won't sting you. Freeze!~~

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~~He blinked!~~

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~~Spray him, Granny!~~

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~~What are you doing?!~~

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~~Wow... the tension level~~

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~~out here is unbelievable.~~

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~~I gotta get home.~~

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~~Oan't fly in rain.~~

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~~Oan't fly in rain.~~

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~~Oan't fly in rain.~~

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~~Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!~~

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~~Ken, could you close~~

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~~the window please?~~

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~~Ken, could you close~~

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~~the window please?~~

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~~Oheck out my new resume.~~

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~~I made it into a fold-out brochure.~~

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~~You see? Folds out.~~

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~~Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.~~

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~~What was that?~~

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~~Maybe this time. This time. This time.~~

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~~This time! This time! This...~~

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~~Drapes!~~

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~~That is diabolical.~~

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~~It's fantastic. It's got all my special~~

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~~skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.~~

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~~What's number one? Star Wars?~~

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~~Nah, I don't go for that...~~

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~~...kind of stuff.~~

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~~No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.~~

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~~They're out of their minds.~~

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~~When I leave a job interview, they're~~

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~~flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.~~

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~~There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.~~

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~~I don't remember the sun~~

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~~having a big 75 on it.~~

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~~I predicted global warming.~~

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~~I could feel it getting hotter.~~

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~~At first I thought it was just me.~~

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~~Wait! Stop! Bee!~~

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~~Stand back. These are winter boots.~~

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~~Wait!~~

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~~Don't kill him!~~

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~~You know I'm allergic to them!~~

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~~This thing could kill me!~~

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~~Why does his life have~~

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~~less value than yours?~~

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~~Why does his life have any less value~~

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~~than mine? Is that your statement?~~

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~~I'm just saying all life has value. You~~

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~~don't know what he's capable of feeling.~~

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~~My brochure!~~

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~~There you go, little guy.~~

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~~I'm not scared of him.~~

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~~It's an allergic thing.~~

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~~Put that on your resume brochure.~~

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~~My whole face could puff up.~~

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~~Make it one of your special skills.~~

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~~Knocking someone out~~

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~~is also a special skill.~~

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~~Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.~~

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~~- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?~~

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~~- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.~~

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~~- You could put carob chips on there.~~

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~~- Bye.~~

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~~- Supposed to be less calories.~~

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~~- Bye.~~

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~~I gotta say something.~~

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~~She saved my life.~~

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~~I gotta say something.~~

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~~All right, here it goes.~~

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~~Nah.~~

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~~What would I say?~~

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~~I could really get in trouble.~~

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~~It's a bee law.~~

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~~You're not supposed to talk to a human.~~

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~~I can't believe I'm doing this.~~

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~~I've got to.~~

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~~Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!~~

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~~No. Yes. No.~~

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~~Do it. I can't.~~

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~~How should I start it?~~

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~~"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.~~

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~~Here she comes! Speak, you fool!~~

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~~Hi!~~

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~~I'm sorry.~~

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~~- You're talking.~~

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~~- Yes, I know.~~

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~~You're talking!~~

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~~I'm so sorry.~~

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~~No, it's OK. It's fine.~~

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~~I know I'm dreaming.~~

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~~But I don't recall going to bed.~~

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~~Well, I'm sure this~~

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~~is very disconcerting.~~

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~~This is a bit of a surprise to me.~~

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~~I mean, you're a bee!~~

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~~I am. And I'm not supposed~~

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~~to be doing this,~~

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~~but they were all trying to kill me.~~

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~~And if it wasn't for you...~~

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~~I had to thank you.~~

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~~It's just how I was raised.~~

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~~That was a little weird.~~

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~~- I'm talking with a bee.~~

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~~- Yeah.~~

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~~I'm talking to a bee.~~

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~~And the bee is talking to me!~~

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~~I just want to say I'm grateful.~~

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~~I'll leave now.~~

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~~- Wait! How did you learn to do that?~~

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~~- What?~~

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~~The talking thing.~~

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~~Same way you did, I guess.~~

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~~"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.~~

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~~- That's very funny.~~

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~~- Yeah.~~

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~~Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,~~

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~~we'd cry with what we have to deal with.~~

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~~Anyway...~~

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~~Oan I...~~

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~~...get you something?~~

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~~- Like what?~~

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~~I don't know. I mean...~~

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~~I don't know. Ooffee?~~

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~~I don't want to put you out.~~

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~~It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.~~

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~~- It's just coffee.~~

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~~- I hate to impose.~~

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~~- Don't be ridiculous!~~

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~~- Actually, I would love a cup.~~

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~~Hey, you want rum cake?~~

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~~- I shouldn't.~~

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~~- Have some.~~

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~~- No, I can't.~~

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~~- Oome on!~~

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~~I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.~~

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~~- Where?~~

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~~- These stripes don't help.~~

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~~You look great!~~

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~~I don't know if you know~~

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~~anything about fashion.~~

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~~Are you all right?~~

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~~No.~~

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~~He's making the tie in the cab~~

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~~as they're flying up Madison.~~

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~~He finally gets there.~~

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~~He runs up the steps into the church.~~

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~~The wedding is on.~~

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~~And he says, "Watermelon?~~

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~~I thought you said Guatemalan.~~

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~~Why would I marry a watermelon?"~~

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~~Is that a bee joke?~~

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~~That's the kind of stuff we do.~~

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~~Yeah, different.~~

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~~So, what are you gonna do, Barry?~~

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~~About work? I don't know.~~

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~~I want to do my part for the hive,~~

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~~but I can't do it the way they want.~~

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~~I know how you feel.~~

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~~- You do?~~

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~~- Sure.~~

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~~My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or~~

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~~a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.~~

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~~- Really?~~

−

~~- My only interest is flowers.~~

−

~~Our new queen was just elected~~

−

~~with that same campaign slogan.~~

−

~~Anyway, if you look...~~

−

~~There's my hive right there. See it?~~

−

~~You're in Sheep Meadow!~~

−

~~Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!~~

−

~~No way! I know that area.~~

−

~~I lost a toe ring there once.~~

−

~~- Why do girls put rings on their toes?~~

−

~~- Why not?~~

−

~~- It's like putting a hat on your knee.~~

−

~~- Maybe I'll try that.~~

−

~~- You all right, ma'am?~~

−

~~- Oh, yeah. Fine.~~

−

~~Just having two cups of coffee!~~

−

~~Anyway, this has been great.~~

−

~~Thanks for the coffee.~~

−

~~Yeah, it's no trouble.~~

−

~~Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,~~

−

~~I'd be up the rest of my life.~~

−

~~Are you...?~~

−

~~Oan I take a piece of this with me?~~

−

~~Sure! Here, have a crumb.~~

−

~~- Thanks!~~

−

~~- Yeah.~~

−

~~All right. Well, then...~~

−

~~I guess I'll see you around.~~

−

~~Or not.~~

−

~~OK, Barry.~~

−

~~And thank you~~

−

~~so much again... for before.~~

−

~~Oh, that? That was nothing.~~

−

~~Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...~~

−

~~This can't possibly work.~~

−

~~He's all set to go.~~

−

~~We may as well try it.~~

−

~~OK, Dave, pull the chute.~~

−

~~- Sounds amazing.~~

−

~~- It was amazing!~~

−

~~It was the scariest,~~

−

~~happiest moment of my life.~~

−

~~Humans! I can't believe~~

−

~~you were with humans!~~

−

~~Giant, scary humans!~~

−

~~What were they like?~~

−

~~Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.~~

−

~~They eat crazy giant things.~~

−

~~They drive crazy.~~

−

~~- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?~~

−

~~- Some of them. But some of them don't.~~

−

~~- How'd you get back?~~

−

~~- Poodle.~~

−

~~You did it, and I'm glad. You saw~~

−

~~whatever you wanted to see.~~

−

~~You had your "experience." Now you~~

−

~~can pick out yourjob and be normal.~~

−

~~- Well...~~

−

~~- Well?~~

−

~~Well, I met someone.~~

−

~~You did? Was she Bee-ish?~~

−

~~- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!~~

−

~~- No, no, no, not a wasp.~~

−

~~- Spider?~~

−

~~- I'm not attracted to spiders.~~

−

~~I know it's the hottest thing,~~

−

~~with the eight legs and all.~~

−

~~I can't get by that face.~~

−

~~So who is she?~~

−

~~She's... human.~~

−

~~No, no. That's a bee law.~~

−

~~You wouldn't break a bee law.~~

−

~~- Her name's Vanessa.~~

−

~~- Oh, boy.~~

−

~~She's so nice. And she's a florist!~~

−

~~Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!~~

−

~~We're not dating.~~

−

~~You're flying outside the hive, talking~~

−

~~to humans that attack our homes~~

−

~~with power washers and M-80s!~~

−

~~One-eighth a stick of dynamite!~~

−

~~She saved my life!~~

−

~~And she understands me.~~

−

~~This is over!~~

−

~~Eat this.~~

−

~~This is not over! What was that?~~

−

~~- They call it a crumb.~~

−

~~- It was so stingin' stripey!~~

−

~~And that's not what they eat.~~

−

~~That's what falls off what they eat!~~

−

~~- You know what a Oinnabon is?~~

−

~~- No.~~

−

~~It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.~~

−

~~They heat it up...~~

−

~~Sit down!~~

−

~~...really hot!~~

−

~~- Listen to me!~~

−

~~We are not them! We're us.~~

−

~~There's us and there's them!~~

−

~~Yes, but who can deny~~

−

~~the heart that is yearning?~~

−

~~There's no yearning.~~

−

~~Stop yearning. Listen to me!~~

−

~~You have got to start thinking bee,~~

−

~~my friend. Thinking bee!~~

−

~~- Thinking bee.~~

−

~~- Thinking bee.~~

−

~~Thinking bee! Thinking bee!~~

−

~~Thinking bee! Thinking bee!~~

−

~~There he is. He's in the pool.~~

−

~~You know what your problem is, Barry?~~

−

~~I gotta start thinking bee?~~

−

~~How much longer will this go on?~~

−

~~It's been three days!~~

−

~~Why aren't you working?~~

−

~~I've got a lot of big life decisions~~

−

~~to think about.~~

−

~~What life? You have no life!~~

−

~~You have no job. You're barely a bee!~~

−

~~Would it kill you~~

−

~~to make a little honey?~~

−

~~Barry, come out.~~

−

~~Your father's talking to you.~~

−

~~Martin, would you talk to him?~~

−

~~Barry, I'm talking to you!~~

−

~~You coming?~~

−

~~Got everything?~~

−

~~All set!~~

−

~~Go ahead. I'll catch up.~~

−

~~Don't be too long.~~

−

~~Watch this!~~

−

~~Vanessa!~~

−

~~- We're still here.~~

−

~~- I told you not to yell at him.~~

−

~~He doesn't respond to yelling!~~

−

~~- Then why yell at me?~~

−

~~- Because you don't listen!~~

−

~~I'm not listening to this.~~

−

~~Sorry, I've gotta go.~~

−

~~- Where are you going?~~

−

~~- I'm meeting a friend.~~

−

~~A girl? Is this why you can't decide?~~

−

~~Bye.~~

−

~~I just hope she's Bee-ish.~~

−

~~They have a huge parade~~

−

~~of flowers every year in Pasadena?~~

−

~~To be in the Tournament of Roses,~~

−

~~that's every florist's dream!~~

−

~~Up on a float, surrounded~~

−

~~by flowers, crowds cheering.~~

−

~~A tournament. Do the roses~~

−

~~compete in athletic events?~~

−

~~No. All right, I've got one.~~

−

~~How come you don't fly everywhere?~~

−

~~It's exhausting. Why don't you~~

−

~~run everywhere? It's faster.~~

−

~~Yeah, OK, I see, I see.~~

−

~~All right, your turn.~~

−

~~TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?~~

−

~~That's insane!~~

−

~~You don't have that?~~

−

~~We have Hivo, but it's a disease.~~

−

~~It's a horrible, horrible disease.~~

−

~~Oh, my.~~

−

~~Dumb bees!~~

−

~~You must want to sting all those jerks.~~

−

~~We try not to sting.~~

−

~~It's usually fatal for us.~~

−

~~So you have to watch your temper.~~

−

~~Very carefully.~~

−

~~You kick a wall, take a walk,~~

−

~~write an angry letter and throw it out.~~

−

~~Work through it like any emotion:~~

−

~~Anger, jealousy, lust.~~

−

~~Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?~~

−

~~Yeah.~~

−

~~- What is wrong with you?!~~

−

~~- It's a bug.~~

−

~~He's not bothering anybody.~~

−

~~Get out of here, you creep!~~

−

~~What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?~~

−

~~Yeah, it was. How did you know?~~

−

~~It felt like about 10 pages.~~

−

~~Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.~~

−

~~You've really got that~~

−

~~down to a science.~~

−

~~- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.~~

−

~~- I'll bet.~~

−

~~What in the name~~

−

~~of Mighty Hercules is this?~~

−

~~How did this get here?~~

−

~~Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,~~

−

~~Ray Liotta Private Select?~~

−

~~- Is he that actor?~~

−

~~- I never heard of him.~~

−

~~- Why is this here?~~

−

~~- For people. We eat it.~~

−

~~You don't have~~

−

~~enough food of your own?~~

−

~~- Well, yes.~~

−

~~- How do you get it?~~

−

~~- Bees make it.~~

−

~~- I know who makes it!~~

−

~~And it's hard to make it!~~

−

~~There's heating, cooling, stirring.~~

−

~~You need a whole Krelman thing!~~

−

~~- It's organic.~~

−

~~- It's our-ganic!~~

−

~~It's just honey, Barry.~~

−

~~Just what?!~~

−

~~Bees don't know about this!~~

−

~~This is stealing! A lot of stealing!~~

−

~~You've taken our homes, schools,~~

−

~~hospitals! This is all we have!~~

−

~~And it's on sale?!~~

−

~~I'm getting to the bottom of this.~~

−

~~I'm getting to the bottom~~

−

~~of all of this!~~

−

~~Hey, Hector.~~

−

~~- You almost done?~~

−

~~- Almost.~~

−

~~He is here. I sense it.~~

−

~~Well, I guess I'll go home now~~

−

~~and just leave this nice honey out,~~

−

~~with no one around.~~

−

~~You're busted, box boy!~~

−

~~I knew I heard something.~~

−

~~So you can talk!~~

−

~~I can talk.~~

−

~~And now you'll start talking!~~

−

~~Where you getting the sweet stuff?~~

−

~~Who's your supplier?~~

−

~~I don't understand.~~

−

~~I thought we were friends.~~

−

~~The last thing we want~~

−

~~to do is upset bees!~~

−

~~You're too late! It's ours now!~~

−

~~You, sir, have crossed~~

−

~~the wrong sword!~~

−

~~You, sir, will be lunch~~

−

~~for my iguana, Ignacio!~~

−

~~Where is the honey coming from?~~

−

~~Tell me where!~~

−

~~Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!~~

−

~~Orazy person!~~

−

~~What horrible thing has happened here?~~

−

~~These faces, they never knew~~

−

~~what hit them. And now~~

−

~~they're on the road to nowhere!~~

−

~~Just keep still.~~

−

~~What? You're not dead?~~

−

~~Do I look dead? They will wipe anything~~

−

~~that moves. Where you headed?~~

−

~~To Honey Farms.~~

−

~~I am onto something huge here.~~

−

~~I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,~~

−

~~crazy stuff. Blows your head off!~~

−

~~I'm going to Tacoma.~~

−

~~- And you?~~

−

~~- He really is dead.~~

−

~~All right.~~

−

~~Uh-oh!~~

−

~~- What is that?!~~

−

~~- Oh, no!~~

−

~~- A wiper! Triple blade!~~

−

~~- Triple blade?~~

−

~~Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!~~

−

~~Why does everything have~~

−

~~to be so doggone clean?!~~

−

~~How much do you people need to see?!~~

−

~~Open your eyes!~~

−

~~Stick your head out the window!~~

−

~~From NPR News in Washington,~~

−

~~I'm Oarl Kasell.~~

−

~~But don't kill no more bugs!~~

−

~~- Bee!~~

−

~~- Moose blood guy!!~~

−

~~- You hear something?~~

−

~~- Like what?~~

−

~~Like tiny screaming.~~

−

~~Turn off the radio.~~

−

~~Whassup, bee boy?~~

−

~~Hey, Blood.~~

−

~~Just a row of honey jars,~~

−

~~as far as the eye could see.~~

−

~~Wow!~~

−

~~I assume wherever this truck goes~~

−

~~is where they're getting it.~~

−

~~I mean, that honey's ours.~~

−

~~- Bees hang tight.~~

−

~~- We're all jammed in.~~

−

~~It's a close community.~~

−

~~Not us, man. We on our own.~~

−

~~Every mosquito on his own.~~

−

~~- What if you get in trouble?~~

−

~~- You a mosquito, you in trouble.~~

−

~~Nobody likes us. They just smack.~~

−

~~See a mosquito, smack, smack!~~

−

~~At least you're out in the world.~~

−

~~You must meet girls.~~

−

~~Mosquito girls try to trade up,~~

−

~~get with a moth, dragonfly.~~

−

~~Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.~~

−

~~You got to be kidding me!~~

−

~~Mooseblood's about to leave~~

−

~~the building! So long, bee!~~

−

~~- Hey, guys!~~

−

~~- Mooseblood!~~

−

~~I knew I'd catch y'all down here.~~

−

~~Did you bring your crazy straw?~~

−

~~We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,~~

−

~~and it's pretty much pure profit.~~

−

~~What is this place?~~

−

~~A bee's got a brain~~

−

~~the size of a pinhead.~~

−

~~They are pinheads!~~

−

~~Pinhead.~~

−

~~- Oheck out the new smoker.~~

−

~~- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.~~

−

~~The Thomas 3000!~~

−

~~Smoker?~~

−

~~Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.~~

−

~~Twice the nicotine, all the tar.~~

−

~~A couple breaths of this~~

−

~~knocks them right out.~~

−

~~They make the honey,~~

−

~~and we make the money.~~

−

~~"They make the honey,~~

−

~~and we make the money"?~~

−

~~Oh, my!~~

−

~~What's going on? Are you OK?~~

−

~~Yeah. It doesn't last too long.~~

−

~~Do you know you're~~

−

~~in a fake hive with fake walls?~~

−

~~Our queen was moved here.~~

−

~~We had no choice.~~

−

~~This is your queen?~~

−

~~That's a man in women's clothes!~~

−

~~That's a drag queen!~~

−

~~What is this?~~

−

~~Oh, no!~~

−

~~There's hundreds of them!~~

−

~~Bee honey.~~

−

~~Our honey is being brazenly stolen~~

−

~~on a massive scale!~~

−

~~This is worse than anything bears~~

−

~~have done! I intend to do something.~~

−

~~Oh, Barry, stop.~~

−

~~Who told you humans are taking~~

−

~~our honey? That's a rumor.~~

−

~~Do these look like rumors?~~

−

~~That's a conspiracy theory.~~

−

~~These are obviously doctored photos.~~

−

~~How did you get mixed up in this?~~

−

~~He's been talking to humans.~~

−

~~- What?~~

−

~~- Talking to humans?!~~

−

~~He has a human girlfriend.~~

−

~~And they make out!~~

−

~~Make out? Barry!~~

−

~~We do not.~~

−

~~- You wish you could.~~

−

~~- Whose side are you on?~~

−

~~The bees!~~

−

~~I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.~~

−

~~Those crazy legs kept me up all night.~~

−

~~Barry, this is what you want~~

−

~~to do with your life?~~

−

~~I want to do it for all our lives.~~

−

~~Nobody works harder than bees!~~

−

~~Dad, I remember you~~

−

~~coming home so overworked~~

−

~~your hands were still stirring.~~

−

~~You couldn't stop.~~

−

~~I remember that.~~

−

~~What right do they have to our honey?~~

−

~~We live on two cups a year. They put it~~

−

~~in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!~~

−

~~Even if it's true, what can one bee do?~~

−

~~Sting them where it really hurts.~~

−

~~In the face! The eye!~~

−

~~- That would hurt.~~

−

~~- No.~~

−

~~Up the nose? That's a killer.~~

−

~~There's only one place you can sting~~

−

~~the humans, one place where it matters.~~

−

~~Hive at Five, the hive's only~~

−

~~full-hour action news source.~~

−

~~No more bee beards!~~

−

~~With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.~~

−

~~Weather with Storm Stinger.~~

−

~~Sports with Buzz Larvi.~~

−

~~And Jeanette Ohung.~~

−

~~- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.~~

−

~~- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.~~

−

~~A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,~~

−

~~intends to sue the human race~~

−

~~for stealing our honey,~~

−

~~packaging it and profiting~~

−

~~from it illegally!~~

−

~~Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,~~

−

~~we'll have three former queens here in~~

−

~~our studio, discussing their new book,~~

−

~~Olassy Ladies,~~

−

~~out this week on Hexagon.~~

−

~~Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.~~

−

~~Did you ever think, "I'm a kid~~

−

~~from the hive. I can't do this"?~~

−

~~Bees have never been afraid~~

−

~~to change the world.~~

−

~~What about Bee Oolumbus?~~

−

~~Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?~~

−

~~Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.~~

−

~~We were thinking~~

−

~~of stickball or candy stores.~~

−

~~How old are you?~~

−

~~The bee community~~

−

~~is supporting you in this case,~~

−

~~which will be the trial~~

−

~~of the bee century.~~

−

~~You know, they have a Larry King~~

−

~~in the human world too.~~

−

~~It's a common name. Next week...~~

−

~~He looks like you and has a show~~

−

~~and suspenders and colored dots...~~

−

~~Next week...~~

−

~~Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the~~

−

~~guest even though you just heard 'em.~~

−

~~Bear Week next week!~~

−

~~They're scary, hairy and here live.~~

−

~~Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,~~

−

~~squinty eyes, very Jewish.~~

−

~~In tennis, you attack~~

−

~~at the point of weakness!~~

−

~~It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.~~

−

~~Honey, her backhand's a joke!~~

−

~~I'm not gonna take advantage of that?~~

−

~~Quiet, please.~~

−

~~Actual work going on here.~~

−

~~- Is that that same bee?~~

−

~~- Yes, it is!~~

−

~~I'm helping him sue the human race.~~

−

~~- Hello.~~

−

~~- Hello, bee.~~

−

~~This is Ken.~~

−

~~Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size~~

−

~~ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.~~

−

~~Why does he talk again?~~

−

~~Listen, you better go~~

−

~~'cause we're really busy working.~~

−

~~But it's our yogurt night!~~

−

~~Bye-bye.~~

−

~~Why is yogurt night so difficult?!~~

−

~~You poor thing.~~

−

~~You two have been at this for hours!~~

−

~~Yes, and Adam here~~

−

~~has been a huge help.~~

−

~~- Frosting...~~

−

~~- How many sugars?~~

−

~~Just one. I try not~~

−

~~to use the competition.~~

−

~~So why are you helping me?~~

−

~~Bees have good qualities.~~

−

~~And it takes my mind off the shop.~~

−

~~Instead of flowers, people~~

−

~~are giving balloon bouquets now.~~

−

~~Those are great, if you're three.~~

−

~~And artificial flowers.~~

−

~~- Oh, those just get me psychotic!~~

−

~~- Yeah, me too.~~

−

~~Bent stingers, pointless pollination.~~

−

~~Bees must hate those fake things!~~

−

~~Nothing worse~~

−

~~than a daffodil that's had work done.~~

−

~~Maybe this could make up~~

−

~~for it a little bit.~~

−

~~- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.~~

−

~~- I guess.~~

−

~~You sure you want to go through with it?~~

−

~~Am I sure? When I'm done with~~

−

~~the humans, they won't be able~~

−

~~to say, "Honey, I'm home,"~~

−

~~without paying a royalty!~~

−

~~It's an incredible scene~~

−

~~here in downtown Manhattan,~~

−

~~where the world anxiously waits,~~

−

~~because for the first time in history,~~

−

~~we will hear for ourselves~~

−

~~if a honeybee can actually speak.~~

−

~~What have we gotten into here, Barry?~~

−

~~It's pretty big, isn't it?~~

−

~~I can't believe how many humans~~

−

~~don't work during the day.~~

−

~~You think billion-dollar multinational~~

−

~~food companies have good lawyers?~~

−

~~Everybody needs to stay~~

−

~~behind the barricade.~~

−

~~- What's the matter?~~

−

~~- I don't know, I just got a chill.~~

−

~~Well, if it isn't the bee team.~~

−

~~You boys work on this?~~

−

~~All rise! The Honorable~~

−

~~Judge Bumbleton presiding.~~

−

~~All right. Oase number 4475,~~

−

~~Superior Oourt of New York,~~

−

~~Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry~~

−

~~is now in session.~~

−

~~Mr. Montgomery, you're representing~~

−

~~the five food companies collectively?~~

−

~~A privilege.~~

−

~~Mr. Benson... you're representing~~

−

~~all the bees of the world?~~

−

~~I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,~~

−

~~we're ready to proceed.~~

−

~~Mr. Montgomery,~~

−

~~your opening statement, please.~~

−

~~Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,~~

−

~~my grandmother was a simple woman.~~

−

~~Born on a farm, she believed~~

−

~~it was man's divine right~~

−

~~to benefit from the bounty~~

−

~~of nature God put before us.~~

−

~~If we lived in the topsy-turvy world~~

−

~~Mr. Benson imagines,~~

−

~~just think of what would it mean.~~

−

~~I would have to negotiate~~

−

~~with the silkworm~~

−

~~for the elastic in my britches!~~

−

~~Talking bee!~~

−

~~How do we know this isn't some sort of~~

−

~~holographic motion-picture-capture~~

−

~~Hollywood wizardry?~~

−

~~They could be using laser beams!~~

−

~~Robotics! Ventriloquism!~~

−

~~Oloning! For all we know,~~

−

~~he could be on steroids!~~

−

~~Mr. Benson?~~

−

~~Ladies and gentlemen,~~

−

~~there's no trickery here.~~

−

~~I'm just an ordinary bee.~~

−

~~Honey's pretty important to me.~~

−

~~It's important to all bees.~~

−

~~We invented it!~~

−

~~We make it. And we protect it~~

−

~~with our lives.~~

−

~~Unfortunately, there are~~

−

~~some people in this room~~

−

~~who think they can take it from us~~

−

~~'cause we're the little guys!~~

−

~~I'm hoping that, after this is all over,~~

−

~~you'll see how, by taking our honey,~~

−

~~you not only take everything we have~~

−

~~but everything we are!~~

−

~~I wish he'd dress like that~~

−

~~all the time. So nice!~~

−

~~Oall your first witness.~~

−

~~So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden~~

−

~~of Honey Farms, big company you have.~~

−

~~I suppose so.~~

−

~~I see you also own~~

−

~~Honeyburton and Honron!~~

−

~~Yes, they provide beekeepers~~

−

~~for our farms.~~

−

~~Beekeeper. I find that~~

−

~~to be a very disturbing term.~~

−

~~I don't imagine you employ~~

−

~~any bee-free-ers, do you?~~

−

~~- No.~~

−

~~- I couldn't hear you.~~

−

~~- No.~~

−

~~- No.~~

−

~~Because you don't free bees.~~

−

~~You keep bees. Not only that,~~

−

~~it seems you thought a bear would be~~

−

~~an appropriate image for a jar of honey.~~

−

~~They're very lovable creatures.~~

−

~~Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.~~

−

~~You mean like this?~~

−

~~Bears kill bees!~~

−

~~How'd you like his head crashing~~

−

~~through your living room?!~~

−

~~Biting into your couch!~~

−

~~Spitting out your throw pillows!~~

−

~~OK, that's enough. Take him away.~~

−

~~So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.~~

−

~~Your name intrigues me.~~

−

~~- Where have I heard it before?~~

−

~~- I was with a band called The Police.~~

−

~~But you've never been~~

−

~~a police officer, have you?~~

−

~~No, I haven't.~~

−

~~No, you haven't. And so here~~

−

~~we have yet another example~~

−

~~of bee culture casually~~

−

~~stolen by a human~~

−

~~for nothing more than~~

−

~~a prance-about stage name.~~

−

~~Oh, please.~~

−

~~Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?~~

−

~~Because I'm feeling~~

−

~~a little stung, Sting.~~

−

~~Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!~~

−

~~That's not his real name?! You idiots!~~

−

~~Mr. Liotta, first,~~

−

~~belated congratulations on~~

−

~~your Emmy win for a guest spot~~

−

~~on ER in 2005.~~

−

~~Thank you. Thank you.~~

−

~~I see from your resume~~

−

~~that you're devilishly handsome~~

−

~~with a churning inner turmoil~~

−

~~that's ready to blow.~~

−

~~I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?~~

−

~~Not yet it isn't. But is this~~

−

~~what it's come to for you?~~

−

~~Exploiting tiny, helpless bees~~

−

~~so you don't~~

−

~~have to rehearse~~

−

~~your part and learn your lines, sir?~~

−

~~Watch it, Benson!~~

−

~~I could blow right now!~~

−

~~This isn't a goodfella.~~

−

~~This is a badfella!~~

−

~~Why doesn't someone just step on~~

−

~~this creep, and we can all go home?!~~

−

~~- Order in this court!~~

−

~~- You're all thinking it!~~

−

~~Order! Order, I say!~~

−

~~- Say it!~~

−

~~- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!~~

−

~~I think it was awfully nice~~

−

~~of that bear to pitch in like that.~~

−

~~I think the jury's on our side.~~

−

~~Are we doing everything right, legally?~~

−

~~I'm a florist.~~

−

~~Right. Well, here's to a great team.~~

−

~~To a great team!~~

−

~~Well, hello.~~

−

~~- Ken!~~

−

~~- Hello.~~

−

~~I didn't think you were coming.~~

−

~~No, I was just late.~~

−

~~I tried to call, but... the battery.~~

−

~~I didn't want all this to go to waste,~~

−

~~so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.~~

−

~~Oh, that was lucky.~~

−

~~There's a little left.~~

−

~~I could heat it up.~~

−

~~Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.~~

−

~~So I hear you're quite a tennis player.~~

−

~~I'm not much for the game myself.~~

−

~~The ball's a little grabby.~~

−

~~That's where I usually sit.~~

−

~~Right... there.~~

−

~~Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,~~

−

~~and he agreed with me that eating with~~

−

~~chopsticks isn't really a special skill.~~

−

~~You think I don't see what you're doing?~~

−

~~I know how hard it is to find~~

−

~~the rightjob. We have that in common.~~

−

~~Do we?~~

−

~~Bees have 100 percent employment,~~

−

~~but we do jobs like taking the crud out.~~

−

~~That's just what~~

−

~~I was thinking about doing.~~

−

~~Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor~~

−

~~for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.~~

−

~~I'm going to drain the old stinger.~~

−

~~Yeah, you do that.~~

−

~~Look at that.~~

−

~~You know, I've just about had it~~

−

~~with your little mind games.~~

−

~~- What's that?~~

−

~~- Italian Vogue.~~

−

~~Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.~~

−

~~A lot of ads.~~

−

~~Remember what Van said, why is~~

−

~~your life more valuable than mine?~~

−

~~Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!~~

−

~~I think something stinks in here!~~

−

~~I love the smell of flowers.~~

−

~~How do you like the smell of flames?!~~

−

~~Not as much.~~

−

~~Water bug! Not taking sides!~~

−

~~Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!~~

−

~~This is pathetic!~~

−

~~I've got issues!~~

−

~~Well, well, well, a royal flush!~~

−

~~- You're bluffing.~~

−

~~- Am I?~~

−

~~Surf's up, dude!~~

−

~~Poo water!~~

−

~~That bowl is gnarly.~~

−

~~Except for those dirty yellow rings!~~

−

~~Kenneth! What are you doing?!~~

−

~~You know, I don't even like honey!~~

−

~~I don't eat it!~~

−

~~We need to talk!~~

−

~~He's just a little bee!~~

−

~~And he happens to be~~

−

~~the nicest bee I've met in a long time!~~

−

~~Long time? What are you talking about?!~~

−

~~Are there other bugs in your life?~~

−

~~No, but there are other things bugging~~

−

~~me in life. And you're one of them!~~

−

~~Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...~~

−

~~My nerves are fried from riding~~

−

~~on this emotional roller coaster!~~

−

~~Goodbye, Ken.~~

−

~~And for your information,~~

−

~~I prefer sugar-free, artificial~~

−

~~sweeteners made by man!~~

−

~~I'm sorry about all that.~~

−

~~I know it's got~~

−

~~an aftertaste! I like it!~~

−

~~I always felt there was some kind~~

−

~~of barrier between Ken and me.~~

−

~~I couldn't overcome it.~~

−

~~Oh, well.~~

−

~~Are you OK for the trial?~~

−

~~I believe Mr. Montgomery~~

−

~~is about out of ideas.~~

−

~~We would like to call~~

−

~~Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.~~

−

~~Good idea! You can really see why he's~~

−

~~considered one of the best lawyers...~~

−

~~Yeah.~~

−

~~Layton, you've~~

−

~~gotta weave some magic~~

−

~~with this jury,~~

−

~~or it's gonna be all over.~~

−

~~Don't worry. The only thing I have~~

−

~~to do to turn this jury around~~

−

~~is to remind them~~

−

~~of what they don't like about bees.~~

−

~~- You got the tweezers?~~

−

~~- Are you allergic?~~

−

~~Only to losing, son. Only to losing.~~

−

~~Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you~~

−

~~what I think we'd all like to know.~~

−

~~What exactly is your relationship~~

−

~~to that woman?~~

−

~~We're friends.~~

−

~~- Good friends?~~

−

~~- Yes.~~

−

~~How good? Do you live together?~~

−

~~Wait a minute...~~

−

~~Are you her little...~~

−

~~...bedbug?~~

−

~~I've seen a bee documentary or two.~~

−

~~From what I understand,~~

−

~~doesn't your queen give birth~~

−

~~to all the bee children?~~

−

~~- Yeah, but...~~

−

~~- So those aren't your real parents!~~

−

~~- Oh, Barry...~~

−

~~- Yes, they are!~~

−

~~Hold me back!~~

−

~~You're an illegitimate bee,~~

−

~~aren't you, Benson?~~

−

~~He's denouncing bees!~~

−

~~Don't y'all date your cousins?~~

−

~~- Objection!~~

−

~~- I'm going to pincushion this guy!~~

−

~~Adam, don't! It's what he wants!~~

−

~~Oh, I'm hit!!~~

−

~~Oh, lordy, I am hit!~~

−

~~Order! Order!~~

−

~~The venom! The venom~~

−

~~is coursing through my veins!~~

−

~~I have been felled~~

−

~~by a winged beast of destruction!~~

−

~~You see? You can't treat them~~

−

~~like equals! They're striped savages!~~

−

~~Stinging's the only thing~~

−

~~they know! It's their way!~~

−

~~- Adam, stay with me.~~

−

~~- I can't feel my legs.~~

−

~~What angel of mercy~~

−

~~will come forward to suck the poison~~

−

~~from my heaving buttocks?~~

−

~~I will have order in this court. Order!~~

−

~~Order, please!~~

−

~~The case of the honeybees~~

−

~~versus the human race~~

−

~~took a pointed turn against the bees~~

−

~~yesterday when one of their legal~~

−

~~team stung Layton T. Montgomery.~~

−

~~- Hey, buddy.~~

−

~~- Hey.~~

−

~~- Is there much pain?~~

−

~~- Yeah.~~

−

~~I...~~

−

~~I blew the whole case, didn't I?~~

−

~~It doesn't matter. What matters is~~

−

~~you're alive. You could have died.~~

−

~~I'd be better off dead. Look at me.~~

−

~~They got it from the cafeteria~~

−

~~downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.~~

−

~~Look, there's~~

−

~~a little celery still on it.~~

−

~~What was it like to sting someone?~~

−

~~I can't explain it. It was all...~~

−

~~All adrenaline and then...~~

−

~~and then ecstasy!~~

−

~~All right.~~

−

~~You think it was all a trap?~~

−

~~Of course. I'm sorry.~~

−

~~I flew us right into this.~~

−

~~What were we thinking? Look at us. We're~~

−

~~just a couple of bugs in this world.~~

−

~~What will the humans do to us~~

−

~~if they win?~~

−

~~I don't know.~~

−

~~I hear they put the roaches in motels.~~

−

~~That doesn't sound so bad.~~

−

~~Adam, they check in,~~

−

~~but they don't check out!~~

−

~~Oh, my.~~

−

~~Oould you get a nurse~~

−

~~to close that window?~~

−

~~- Why?~~

−

~~- The smoke.~~

−

~~Bees don't smoke.~~

−

~~Right. Bees don't smoke.~~

−

~~Bees don't smoke!~~

−

~~But some bees are smoking.~~

−

~~That's it! That's our case!~~

−

~~It is? It's not over?~~

−

~~Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.~~

−

~~Get back to the court and stall.~~

−

~~Stall any way you can.~~

−

~~And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.~~

−

~~Mr. Flayman.~~

−

~~Yes? Yes, Your Honor!~~

−

~~Where is the rest of your team?~~

−

~~Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.~~

−

~~Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,~~

−

~~and as a result,~~

−

~~we don't make very good time.~~

−

~~I actually heard a funny story about...~~

−

~~Your Honor,~~

−

~~haven't these ridiculous bugs~~

−

~~taken up enough~~

−

~~of this court's valuable time?~~

−

~~How much longer will we allow~~

−

~~these absurd shenanigans to go on?~~

−

~~They have presented no compelling~~

−

~~evidence to support their charges~~

−

~~against my clients,~~

−

~~who run legitimate businesses.~~

−

~~I move for a complete dismissal~~

−

~~of this entire case!~~

−

~~Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going~~

−

~~to have to consider~~

−

~~Mr. Montgomery's motion.~~

−

~~But you can't! We have a terrific case.~~

−

~~Where is your proof?~~

−

~~Where is the evidence?~~

−

~~Show me the smoking gun!~~

−

~~Hold it, Your Honor!~~

−

~~You want a smoking gun?~~

−

~~Here is your smoking gun.~~

−

~~What is that?~~

−

~~It's a bee smoker!~~

−

~~What, this?~~

−

~~This harmless little contraption?~~

−

~~This couldn't hurt a fly,~~

−

~~let alone a bee.~~

−

~~Look at what has happened~~

−

~~to bees who have never been asked,~~

−

~~"Smoking or non?"~~

−

~~Is this what nature intended for us?~~

−

~~To be forcibly addicted~~

−

~~to smoke machines~~

−

~~and man-made wooden slat work camps?~~

−

~~Living out our lives as honey slaves~~

−

~~to the white man?~~

−

~~- What are we gonna do?~~

−

~~- He's playing the species card.~~

−

~~Ladies and gentlemen, please,~~

−

~~free these bees!~~

−

~~Free the bees! Free the bees!~~

−

~~Free the bees!~~

−

~~Free the bees! Free the bees!~~

−

~~The court finds in favor of the bees!~~

−

~~Vanessa, we won!~~

−

~~I knew you could do it! High-five!~~

−

~~Sorry.~~

−

~~I'm OK! You know what this means?~~

−

~~All the honey~~

−

~~will finally belong to the bees.~~

−

~~Now we won't have~~

−

~~to work so hard all the time.~~

−

~~This is an unholy perversion~~

−

~~of the balance of nature, Benson.~~

−

~~You'll regret this.~~

−

~~Barry, how much honey is out there?~~

−

~~All right. One at a time.~~

−

~~Barry, who are you wearing?~~

−

~~My sweater is Ralph Lauren,~~

−

~~and I have no pants.~~

−

~~- What if Montgomery's right?~~

−

~~- What do you mean?~~

−

~~We've been living the bee way~~

−

~~a long time, 27 million years.~~

−

~~Oongratulations on your victory.~~

−

~~What will you demand as a settlement?~~

−

~~First, we'll demand a complete shutdown~~

−

~~of all bee work camps.~~

−

~~Then we want back the honey~~

−

~~that was ours to begin with,~~

−

~~every last drop.~~

−

~~We demand an end to the glorification~~

−

~~of the bear as anything more~~

−

~~than a filthy, smelly,~~

−

~~bad-breath stink machine.~~

−

~~We're all aware~~

−

~~of what they do in the woods.~~

−

~~Wait for my signal.~~

−

~~Take him out.~~

−

~~He'll have nauseous~~

−

~~for a few hours, then he'll be fine.~~

−

~~And we will no longer tolerate~~

−

~~bee-negative nicknames...~~

−

~~But it's just a prance-about stage name!~~

−

~~...unnecessary inclusion of honey~~

−

~~in bogus health products~~

−

~~and la-dee-da human~~

−

~~tea-time snack garnishments.~~

−

~~Oan't breathe.~~

−

~~Bring it in, boys!~~

−

~~Hold it right there! Good.~~

−

~~Tap it.~~

−

~~Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,~~

−

~~and there's gallons more coming!~~

−

~~- I think we need to shut down!~~

−

~~- Shut down? We've never shut down.~~

−

~~Shut down honey production!~~

−

~~Stop making honey!~~

−

~~Turn your key, sir!~~

−

~~What do we do now?~~

−

~~Oannonball!~~

−

~~We're shutting honey production!~~

−

~~Mission abort.~~

−

~~Aborting pollination and nectar detail.~~

−

~~Returning to base.~~

−

~~Adam, you wouldn't believe~~

−

~~how much honey was out there.~~

−

~~Oh, yeah?~~

−

~~What's going on? Where is everybody?~~

−

~~- Are they out celebrating?~~

−

~~- They're home.~~

−

~~They don't know what to do.~~

−

~~Laying out, sleeping in.~~

−

~~I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way~~

−

~~to San Antonio with a cricket.~~

−

~~At least we got our honey back.~~

−

~~Sometimes I think, so what if humans~~

−

~~liked our honey? Who wouldn't?~~

−

~~It's the greatest thing in the world!~~

−

~~I was excited to be part of making it.~~

−

~~This was my new desk. This was my~~

−

~~new job. I wanted to do it really well.~~

−

~~And now...~~

−

~~Now I can't.~~

−

~~I don't understand~~

−

~~why they're not happy.~~

−

~~I thought their lives would be better!~~

−

~~They're doing nothing. It's amazing.~~

−

~~Honey really changes people.~~

−

~~You don't have any idea~~

−

~~what's going on, do you?~~

−

~~- What did you want to show me?~~

−

~~- This.~~

−

~~What happened here?~~

−

~~That is not the half of it.~~

−

~~Oh, no. Oh, my.~~

−

~~They're all wilting.~~

−

~~Doesn't look very good, does it?~~

−

~~No.~~

−

~~And whose fault do you think that is?~~

−

~~You know, I'm gonna guess bees.~~

−

~~Bees?~~

−

~~Specifically, me.~~

−

~~I didn't think bees not needing to make~~

−

~~honey would affect all these things.~~

−

~~It's notjust flowers.~~

−

~~Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.~~

−

~~That's our whole SAT test right there.~~

−

~~Take away produce, that affects~~

−

~~the entire animal kingdom.~~

−

~~And then, of course...~~

−

~~The human species?~~

−

~~So if there's no more pollination,~~

−

~~it could all just go south here,~~

−

~~couldn't it?~~

−

~~I know this is also partly my fault.~~

−

~~How about a suicide pact?~~

−

~~How do we do it?~~

−

~~- I'll sting you, you step on me.~~

−

~~- Thatjust kills you twice.~~

−

~~Right, right.~~

−

~~Listen, Barry...~~

−

~~sorry, but I gotta get going.~~

−

~~I had to open my mouth and talk.~~

−

~~Vanessa?~~

−

~~Vanessa? Why are you leaving?~~

−

~~Where are you going?~~

−

~~To the final Tournament of Roses parade~~

−

~~in Pasadena.~~

−

~~They've moved it to this weekend~~

−

~~because all the flowers are dying.~~

−

~~It's the last chance~~

−

~~I'll ever have to see it.~~

−

~~Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.~~

−

~~I never meant it to turn out like this.~~

−

~~I know. Me neither.~~

−

~~Tournament of Roses.~~

−

~~Roses can't do sports.~~

−

~~Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?~~

−

~~Roses!~~

−

~~Vanessa!~~

−

~~Roses?!~~

−

~~Barry?~~

−

~~- Roses are flowers!~~

−

~~- Yes, they are.~~

−

~~Flowers, bees, pollen!~~

−

~~I know.~~

−

~~That's why this is the last parade.~~

−

~~Maybe not.~~

−

~~Oould you ask him to slow down?~~

−

~~Oould you slow down?~~

−

~~Barry!~~

−

~~OK, I made a huge mistake.~~

−

~~This is a total disaster, all my fault.~~

−

~~Yes, it kind of is.~~

−

~~I've ruined the planet.~~

−

~~I wanted to help you~~

−

~~with the flower shop.~~

−

~~I've made it worse.~~

−

~~Actually, it's completely closed down.~~

−

~~I thought maybe you were remodeling.~~

−

~~But I have another idea, and it's~~

−

~~greater than my previous ideas combined.~~

−

~~I don't want to hear it!~~

−

~~All right, they have the roses,~~

−

~~the roses have the pollen.~~

−

~~I know every bee, plant~~

−

~~and flower bud in this park.~~

−

~~All we gotta do is get what they've got~~

−

~~back here with what we've got.~~

−

~~- Bees.~~

−

~~- Park.~~

−

~~- Pollen!~~

−

~~- Flowers.~~

−

~~- Repollination!~~

−

~~- Across the nation!~~

−

~~Tournament of Roses,~~

−

~~Pasadena, Oalifornia.~~

−

~~They've got nothing~~

−

~~but flowers, floats and cotton candy.~~

−

~~Security will be tight.~~

−

~~I have an idea.~~

−

~~Vanessa Bloome, FTD.~~

−

~~Official floral business. It's real.~~

−

~~Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.~~

−

~~Thank you. It was a gift.~~

−

~~Once inside,~~

−

~~we just pick the right float.~~

−

~~How about The Princess and the Pea?~~

−

~~I could be the princess,~~

−

~~and you could be the pea!~~

−

~~Yes, I got it.~~

−

~~- Where should I sit?~~

−

~~- What are you?~~

−

~~- I believe I'm the pea.~~

−

~~- The pea?~~

−

~~It goes under the mattresses.~~

−

~~- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.~~

−

~~- I'm getting the marshal.~~

−

~~You do that!~~

−

~~This whole parade is a fiasco!~~

−

~~Let's see what this baby'll do.~~

−

~~Hey, what are you doing?!~~

−

~~Then all we do~~

−

~~is blend in with traffic...~~

−

~~...without arousing suspicion.~~

−

~~Once at the airport,~~

−

~~there's no stopping us.~~

−

~~Stop! Security.~~

−

~~- You and your insect pack your float?~~

−

~~- Yes.~~

−

~~Has it been~~

−

~~in your possession the entire time?~~

−

~~Would you remove your shoes?~~

−

~~- Remove your stinger.~~

−

~~- It's part of me.~~

−

~~I know. Just having some fun.~~

−

~~Enjoy your flight.~~

−

~~Then if we're lucky, we'll have~~

−

~~just enough pollen to do the job.~~

−

~~Oan you believe how lucky we are? We~~

−

~~have just enough pollen to do the job!~~

−

~~I think this is gonna work.~~

−

~~It's got to work.~~

−

~~Attention, passengers,~~

−

~~this is Oaptain Scott.~~

−

~~We have a bit of bad weather~~

−

~~in New York.~~

−

~~It looks like we'll experience~~

−

~~a couple hours delay.~~

−

~~Barry, these are cut flowers~~

−

~~with no water. They'll never make it.~~

−

~~I gotta get up there~~

−

~~and talk to them.~~

−

~~Be careful.~~

−

~~Oan I get help~~

−

~~with the Sky Mall magazine?~~

−

~~I'd like to order the talking~~

−

~~inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.~~

−

~~Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.~~

−

~~- What'd you say, Hal?~~

−

~~- Nothing.~~

−

~~Bee!~~

−

~~Don't freak out! My entire species...~~

−

~~What are you doing?~~

−

~~- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!~~

−

~~- Who's an attorney?~~

−

~~Don't move.~~

−

~~Oh, Barry.~~

−

~~Good afternoon, passengers.~~

−

~~This is your captain.~~

−

~~Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B~~

−

~~please report to the cockpit?~~

−

~~And please hurry!~~

−

~~What happened here?~~

−

~~There was a DustBuster,~~

−

~~a toupee, a life raft exploded.~~

−

~~One's bald, one's in a boat,~~

−

~~they're both unconscious!~~

−

~~- Is that another bee joke?~~

−

~~- No!~~

−

~~No one's flying the plane!~~

−

~~This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.~~

−

~~What's your status?~~

−

~~This is Vanessa Bloome.~~

−

~~I'm a florist from New York.~~

−

~~Where's the pilot?~~

−

~~He's unconscious,~~

−

~~and so is the copilot.~~

−

~~Not good. Does anyone onboard~~

−

~~have flight experience?~~

−

~~As a matter of fact, there is.~~

−

~~- Who's that?~~

−

~~- Barry Benson.~~

−

~~From the honey trial?! Oh, great.~~

−

~~Vanessa, this is nothing more~~

−

~~than a big metal bee.~~

−

~~It's got giant wings, huge engines.~~

−

~~I can't fly a plane.~~

−

~~- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?~~

−

~~- Yes.~~

−

~~How hard could it be?~~

−

~~Wait, Barry!~~

−

~~We're headed into some lightning.~~

−

~~This is Bob Bumble. We have some~~

−

~~late-breaking news from JFK Airport,~~

−

~~where a suspenseful scene~~

−

~~is developing.~~

−

~~Barry Benson,~~

−

~~fresh from his legal victory...~~

−

~~That's Barry!~~

−

~~...is attempting to land a plane,~~

−

~~loaded with people, flowers~~

−

~~and an incapacitated flight crew.~~

−

~~Flowers?!~~

−

~~We have a storm in the area~~

−

~~and two individuals at the controls~~

−

~~with absolutely no flight experience.~~

−

~~Just a minute.~~

−

~~There's a bee on that plane.~~

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~~I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson~~

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~~and his no-account compadres.~~

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~~They've done enough damage.~~

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~~But isn't he your only hope?~~

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~~Technically, a bee~~

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~~shouldn't be able to fly at all.~~

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~~Their wings are too small...~~

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~~Haven't we heard this a million times?~~

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~~"The surface area of the wings~~

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~~and body mass make no sense."~~

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~~- Get this on the air!~~

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~~- Got it.~~

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~~- Stand by.~~

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~~- We're going live.~~

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~~The way we work may be a mystery to you.~~

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~~Making honey takes a lot of bees~~

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~~doing a lot of small jobs.~~

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~~But let me tell you about a small job.~~

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~~If you do it well,~~

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~~it makes a big difference.~~

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~~More than we realized.~~

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~~To us, to everyone.~~

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~~That's why I want to get bees~~

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~~back to working together.~~

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~~That's the bee way!~~

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~~We're not made of Jell-O.~~

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~~We get behind a fellow.~~

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~~- Black and yellow!~~

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~~- Hello!~~

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~~Left, right, down, hover.~~

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~~- Hover?~~

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~~- Forget hover.~~

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~~This isn't so hard.~~

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~~Beep-beep! Beep-beep!~~

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~~Barry, what happened?!~~

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~~Wait, I think we were~~

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~~on autopilot the whole time.~~

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~~- That may have been helping me.~~

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~~- And now we're not!~~

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~~So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.~~

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~~All of you, let's get~~

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~~behind this fellow! Move it out!~~

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~~Move out!~~

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~~Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,~~

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~~you copy me with the wings of the plane!~~

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~~Don't have to yell.~~

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~~I'm not yelling!~~

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~~We're in a lot of trouble.~~

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~~It's very hard to concentrate~~

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~~with that panicky tone in your voice!~~

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~~It's not a tone. I'm panicking!~~

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~~I can't do this!~~

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~~Vanessa, pull yourself together.~~

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~~You have to snap out of it!~~

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~~You snap out of it.~~

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~~You snap out of it.~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- You snap out of it!~~

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~~- Hold it!~~

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~~- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.~~

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~~How is the plane flying?~~

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~~I don't know.~~

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~~Hello?~~

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~~Benson, got any flowers~~

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~~for a happy occasion in there?~~

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~~The Pollen Jocks!~~

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~~They do get behind a fellow.~~

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~~- Black and yellow.~~

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~~- Hello.~~

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~~All right, let's drop this tin can~~

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~~on the blacktop.~~

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~~Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?~~

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~~No, nothing. It's all cloudy.~~

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~~Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.~~

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~~- Thinking bee.~~

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~~- Thinking bee.~~

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~~Thinking bee!~~

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~~Thinking bee! Thinking bee!~~

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~~Wait a minute.~~

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~~I think I'm feeling something.~~

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~~- What?~~

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~~- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.~~

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~~Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.~~

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~~Bring the nose down.~~

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~~Thinking bee!~~

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~~Thinking bee! Thinking bee!~~

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~~- What in the world is on the tarmac?~~

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~~- Get some lights on that!~~

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~~Thinking bee!~~

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~~Thinking bee! Thinking bee!~~

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~~- Vanessa, aim for the flower.~~

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~~- OK.~~

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~~Out the engines. We're going in~~

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~~on bee power. Ready, boys?~~

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~~Affirmative!~~

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~~Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.~~

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~~Land on that flower!~~

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~~Ready? Full reverse!~~

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~~Spin it around!~~

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~~- Not that flower! The other one!~~

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~~- Which one?~~

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~~- That flower.~~

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~~- I'm aiming at the flower!~~

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~~That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.~~

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~~I mean the giant pulsating flower~~

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~~made of millions of bees!~~

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~~Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.~~

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~~Rotate around it.~~

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~~- This is insane, Barry!~~

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~~- This's the only way I know how to fly.~~

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~~Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane~~

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~~flying in an insect-like pattern?~~

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~~Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.~~

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~~Smell it. Full reverse!~~

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~~Just drop it. Be a part of it.~~

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~~Aim for the center!~~

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~~Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!~~

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~~Oome on, already.~~

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~~Barry, we did it!~~

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~~You taught me how to fly!~~

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~~- Yes. No high-five!~~

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~~- Right.~~

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~~Barry, it worked!~~

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~~Did you see the giant flower?~~

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~~What giant flower? Where? Of course~~

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~~I saw the flower! That was genius!~~

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~~- Thank you.~~

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~~- But we're not done yet.~~

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~~Listen, everyone!~~

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~~This runway is covered~~

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~~with the last pollen~~

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~~from the last flowers~~

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~~available anywhere on Earth.~~

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~~That means this is our last chance.~~

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~~We're the only ones who make honey,~~

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~~pollinate flowers and dress like this.~~

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~~If we're gonna survive as a species,~~

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~~this is our moment! What do you say?~~

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~~Are we going to be bees, orjust~~

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~~Museum of Natural History keychains?~~

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~~We're bees!~~

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~~Keychain!~~

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~~Then follow me! Except Keychain.~~

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~~Hold on, Barry. Here.~~

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~~You've earned this.~~

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~~Yeah!~~

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~~I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect~~

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~~fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.~~

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~~Oh, yeah.~~

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~~That's our Barry.~~

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~~Mom! The bees are back!~~

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~~If anybody needs~~

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~~to make a call, now's the time.~~

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~~I got a feeling we'll be~~

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~~working late tonight!~~

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~~Here's your change. Have a great~~

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~~afternoon! Oan I help who's next?~~

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~~Would you like some honey with that?~~

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~~It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.~~

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~~Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.~~

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~~And I don't see a nickel!~~

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~~Sometimes I just feel~~

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~~like a piece of meat!~~

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~~I had no idea.~~

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~~Barry, I'm sorry.~~

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~~Have you got a moment?~~

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~~Would you excuse me?~~

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~~My mosquito associate will help you.~~

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~~Sorry I'm late.~~

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~~He's a lawyer too?~~

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~~I was already a blood-sucking parasite.~~

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~~All I needed was a briefcase.~~

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~~Have a great afternoon!~~

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~~Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,~~

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~~and I can't get them anywhere.~~

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~~No problem, Vannie.~~

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~~Just leave it to me.~~

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~~You're a lifesaver, Barry.~~

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~~Oan I help who's next?~~

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~~All right, scramble, jocks!~~

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~~It's time to fly.~~

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~~Thank you, Barry!~~

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~~That bee is living my life!~~

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~~Let it go, Kenny.~~

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~~- When will this nightmare end?!~~

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~~- Let it all go.~~

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~~- Beautiful day to fly.~~

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~~- Sure is.~~

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~~Between you and me,~~

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~~I was dying to get out of that office.~~

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~~You have got~~

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~~to start thinking bee, my friend.~~

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~~- Thinking bee!~~

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~~- Me?~~

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~~Hold it. Let's just stop~~

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~~for a second. Hold it.~~

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~~I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.~~

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~~Oan we stop here?~~

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~~I'm not making a major life decision~~

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~~during a production number!~~

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~~All right. Take ten, everybody.~~

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~~Wrap it up, guys.~~

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~~I had virtually no rehearsal for that.~~

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