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According to all known laws
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of aviation,
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there is no way a bee
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should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get
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its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care
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what humans think is impossible.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Ooh, black and yellow!
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Let's shake it up a little.
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Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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Coming!
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Hang on a second.
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Hello?
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- Barry?
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- Adam?
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- Can you believe this is happening?
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- I can't. I'll pick you up.
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Looking sharp.
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Use the stairs. Your father
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paid good money for those.
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Sorry. I'm excited.
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Here's the graduate.
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We're very proud of you, son.
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A perfect report card, all B's.
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Very proud.
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Ma! I got a thing going here.
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- You got lint on your fuzz.
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- Ow! That's me!
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- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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- Bye!
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Barry, I told you,
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stop flying in the house!
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- Hey, Adam.
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- Hey, Barry.
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- Is that fuzz gel?
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- A little. Special day, graduation.
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Never thought I'd make it.
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Three days grade school,
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three days high school.
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Those were awkward.
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Three days college. I'm glad I took
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a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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You did come back different.
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- Hi, Barry.
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- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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- Hear about Frankie?
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- Yeah.
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- You going to the funeral?
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- No, I'm not going.
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Everybody knows,
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sting someone, you die.
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Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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Such a hothead.
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I guess he could have
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just gotten out of the way.
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I love this incorporating
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an amusement park into our day.
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That's why we don't need vacations.
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Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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under the circumstances.
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- Well, Adam, today we are men.
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- We are!
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- Bee-men.
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- Amen!
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Hallelujah!
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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Welcome, New Hive Oity
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graduating class of...
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...9:15.
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That concludes our ceremonies.
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And begins your career
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at Honex Industries!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
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I heard it's just orientation.
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Heads up! Here we go.
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Keep your hands and antennas
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inside the tram at all times.
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- Wonder what it'll be like?
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- A little scary.
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Welcome to Honex,
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a division of Honesco
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and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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This is it!
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Wow.
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Wow.
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We know that you, as a bee,
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have worked your whole life
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to get to the point where you
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can work for your whole life.
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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Our top-secret formula
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is automatically color-corrected,
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scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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into this soothing sweet syrup
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with its distinctive
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golden glow you know as...
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Honey!
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- That girl was hot.
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- She's my cousin!
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- She is?
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- Yes, we're all cousins.
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- Right. You're right.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
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to improve every aspect
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of bee existence.
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These bees are stress-testing
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a new helmet technology.
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- What do you think he makes?
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- Not enough.
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Here we have our latest advancement,
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the Krelman.
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- What does that do?
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
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that hangs after you pour it.
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Saves us millions.
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
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small ones. But bees know
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that every small job,
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if it's done well, means a lot.
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But choose carefully
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because you'll stay in the job
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you pick for the rest of your life.
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The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.
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What's the difference?
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You'll be happy to know that bees,
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as a species, haven't had one day off
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in 27 million years.
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So you'll just work us to death?
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We'll sure try.
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Wow! That blew my mind!
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"What's the difference?"
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How can you say that?
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One job forever?
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That's an insane choice to have to make.
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I'm relieved. Now we only have
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to make one decision in life.
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But, Adam, how could they
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never have told us that?
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Why would you question anything?
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We're bees.
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We're the most perfectly
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functioning society on Earth.
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You ever think maybe things
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work a little too well here?
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Like what? Give me one example.
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I don't know. But you know
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what I'm talking about.
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Please clear the gate.
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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- Wow.
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I've never seen them this close.
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They know what it's like
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outside the hive.
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Yeah, but some don't come back.
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- Hey, Jocks!
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- Hi, Jocks!
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You guys did great!
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You're monsters!
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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- I wonder where they were.
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- I don't know.
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Their day's not planned.
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Outside the hive, flying who knows
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where, doing who knows what.
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You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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Right.
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Look. That's more pollen
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than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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It's just a status symbol.
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Bees make too much of it.
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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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and the ladies see you wearing it.
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Those ladies?
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Aren't they our cousins too?
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Distant. Distant.
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Look at these two.
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- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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- Let's have fun with them.
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It must be dangerous
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being a Pollen Jock.
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Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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against a mushroom!
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He had a paw on my throat,
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and with the other, he was slapping me!
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- Oh, my!
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- I never thought I'd knock him out.
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What were you doing during this?
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Trying to alert the authorities.
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I can autograph that.
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A little gusty out there today,
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wasn't it, comrades?
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Yeah. Gusty.
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We're hitting a sunflower patch
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six miles from here tomorrow.
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- Six miles, huh?
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- Barry!
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A puddle jump for us,
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but maybe you're not up for it.
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- Maybe I am.
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- You are not!
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We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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Are you bee enough?
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I might be. It all depends
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on what 0900 means.
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Hey, Honex!
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Dad, you surprised me.
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You decide what you're interested in?
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- Well, there's a lot of choices.
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- But you only get one.
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Do you ever get bored
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doing the same job every day?
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Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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You grab that stick, and you just
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move it around, and you stir it around.
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You get yourself into a rhythm.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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You know, Dad,
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the more I think about it,
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maybe the honey field
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just isn't right for me.
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You were thinking of what,
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making balloon animals?
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That's a bad job
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for a guy with a stinger.
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Janet, your son's not sure
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he wants to go into honey!
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- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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- I'm not trying to be funny.
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You're not funny! You're going
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into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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- You're gonna be a stirrer?
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- No one's listening to me!
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Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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I could say anything right now.
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I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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Shave my antennae.
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Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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I'm so proud.
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- We're starting work today!
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- Today's the day.
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Oome on! All the good jobs
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will be gone.
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Yeah, right.
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Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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- Is it still available?
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- Hang on. Two left!
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One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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Step to the side.
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- What'd you get?
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- Picking crud out. Stellar!
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Wow!
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Oouple of newbies?
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Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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Make your choice.
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- You want to go first?
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- No, you go.
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Oh, my. What's available?
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Restroom attendant's open,
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not for the reason you think.
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- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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- Sure, you're on.
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I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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Wax monkey's always open.
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The Krelman opened up again.
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What happened?
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A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
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He's dead. Another dead one.
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Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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Dead from the neck up.
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Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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Oh, this is so hard!
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Heating, cooling,
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stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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humming, inspector number seven,
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lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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mite wrangler. Barry, what
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do you think I should... Barry?
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Barry!
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All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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in quadrant nine...
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What happened to you?
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Where are you?
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- I'm going out.
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- Out? Out where?
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- Out there.
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- Oh, no!
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I have to, before I go
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to work for the rest of my life.
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You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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Another call coming in.
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If anyone's feeling brave,
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there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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that gets their roses today.
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Hey, guys.
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- Look at that.
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- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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- Thank you.
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- OK.
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You got a rain advisory today,
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and as you all know,
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bees cannot fly in rain.
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So be careful. As always,
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watch your brooms,
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hockey sticks, dogs,
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birds, bears and bats.
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Also, I got a couple of reports
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of root beer being poured on us.
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Murphy's in a home because of it,
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babbling like a cicada!
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- That's awful.
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- And a reminder for you rookies,
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bee law number one,
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absolutely no talking to humans!
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All right, launch positions!
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
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buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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Black and yellow!
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Hello!
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You ready for this, hot shot?
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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Wind, check.
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- Antennae, check.
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- Nectar pack, check.
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- Wings, check.
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- Stinger, check.
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Scared out of my shorts, check.
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OK, ladies,
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let's move it out!
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Pound those petunias,
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you striped stem-suckers!
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All of you, drain those flowers!
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Wow! I'm out!
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I can't believe I'm out!
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So blue.
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I feel so fast and free!
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Box kite!
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Wow!
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Flowers!
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This is Blue Leader.
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We have roses visual.
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Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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Roses!
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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Stand to the side, kid.
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It's got a bit of a kick.
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That is one nectar collector!
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- Ever see pollination up close?
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- No, sir.
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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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a pinch on that one.
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See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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Oool.
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I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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Oopy that visual.
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Wait. One of these flowers
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seems to be on the move.
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Say again? You're reporting
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a moving flower?
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Affirmative.
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That was on the line!
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This is the coolest. What is it?
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I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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It smells good.
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Not like a flower, but I like it.
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Yeah, fuzzy.
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Ohemical-y.
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Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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My sweet lord of bees!
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Oandy-brain, get off there!
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Problem!
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- Guys!
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- This could be bad.
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Affirmative.
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Very close.
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Gonna hurt.
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Mama's little boy.
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You are way out of position, rookie!
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Ooming in at you like a missile!
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Help me!
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I don't think these are flowers.
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- Should we tell him?
  −
- I think he knows.
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What is this?!
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Match point!
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You can start packing up, honey,
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because you're about to eat it!
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Yowser!
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Gross.
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  −
There's a bee in the car!
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- Do something!
  −
- I'm driving!
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  −
- Hi, bee.
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- He's back here!
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He's going to sting me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  −
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He blinked!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Spray him, Granny!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What are you doing?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wow... the tension level
  −
out here is unbelievable.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I gotta get home.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan't fly in rain.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan't fly in rain.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan't fly in rain.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ken, could you close
  −
the window please?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ken, could you close
  −
the window please?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oheck out my new resume.
  −
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You see? Folds out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What was that?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  −
This time! This time! This...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Drapes!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That is diabolical.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  −
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What's number one? Star Wars?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Nah, I don't go for that...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...kind of stuff.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  −
They're out of their minds.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
When I leave a job interview, they're
  −
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't remember the sun
  −
having a big 75 on it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I predicted global warming.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I could feel it getting hotter.
  −
At first I thought it was just me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't kill him!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know I'm allergic to them!
  −
This thing could kill me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why does his life have
  −
less value than yours?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why does his life have any less value
  −
than mine? Is that your statement?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  −
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
My brochure!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There you go, little guy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm not scared of him.
  −
It's an allergic thing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Put that on your resume brochure.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
My whole face could puff up.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Make it one of your special skills.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Knocking someone out
  −
is also a special skill.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  −
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You could put carob chips on there.
  −
- Bye.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Supposed to be less calories.
  −
- Bye.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I gotta say something.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
She saved my life.
  −
I gotta say something.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right, here it goes.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Nah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What would I say?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I could really get in trouble.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's a bee law.
  −
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I've got to.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No. Yes. No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Do it. I can't.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How should I start it?
  −
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hi!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm sorry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You're talking.
  −
- Yes, I know.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're talking!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm so sorry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  −
I know I'm dreaming.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But I don't recall going to bed.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, I'm sure this
  −
is very disconcerting.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  −
I mean, you're a bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I am. And I'm not supposed
  −
to be doing this,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
but they were all trying to kill me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And if it wasn't for you...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I had to thank you.
  −
It's just how I was raised.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That was a little weird.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I'm talking with a bee.
  −
- Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm talking to a bee.
  −
And the bee is talking to me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  −
I'll leave now.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  −
- What?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The talking thing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Same way you did, I guess.
  −
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- That's very funny.
  −
- Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  −
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Anyway...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan I...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...get you something?
  −
- Like what?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't know. I mean...
  −
I don't know. Ooffee?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't want to put you out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- It's just coffee.
  −
- I hate to impose.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Don't be ridiculous!
  −
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hey, you want rum cake?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I shouldn't.
  −
- Have some.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- No, I can't.
  −
- Oome on!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Where?
  −
- These stripes don't help.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You look great!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't know if you know
  −
anything about fashion.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are you all right?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's making the tie in the cab
  −
as they're flying up Madison.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He finally gets there.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He runs up the steps into the church.
  −
The wedding is on.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And he says, "Watermelon?
  −
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Is that a bee joke?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, different.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
About work? I don't know.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I want to do my part for the hive,
  −
but I can't do it the way they want.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know how you feel.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You do?
  −
- Sure.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  −
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Really?
  −
- My only interest is flowers.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Our new queen was just elected
  −
with that same campaign slogan.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Anyway, if you look...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's my hive right there. See it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No way! I know that area.
  −
I lost a toe ring there once.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  −
- Why not?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  −
- Maybe I'll try that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You all right, ma'am?
  −
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just having two cups of coffee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Anyway, this has been great.
  −
Thanks for the coffee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  −
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are you...?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Thanks!
  −
- Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right. Well, then...
  −
I guess I'll see you around.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Or not.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
OK, Barry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And thank you
  −
so much again... for before.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This can't possibly work.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's all set to go.
  −
We may as well try it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Sounds amazing.
  −
- It was amazing!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It was the scariest,
  −
happiest moment of my life.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Humans! I can't believe
  −
you were with humans!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Giant, scary humans!
  −
What were they like?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They eat crazy giant things.
  −
They drive crazy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  −
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- How'd you get back?
  −
- Poodle.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  −
whatever you wanted to see.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You had your "experience." Now you
  −
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Well...
  −
- Well?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, I met someone.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  −
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Spider?
  −
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know it's the hottest thing,
  −
with the eight legs and all.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't get by that face.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So who is she?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
She's... human.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, no. That's a bee law.
  −
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Her name's Vanessa.
  −
- Oh, boy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're not dating.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  −
to humans that attack our homes
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with power washers and M-80s!
  −
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
She saved my life!
  −
And she understands me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is over!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Eat this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is not over! What was that?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- They call it a crumb.
  −
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And that's not what they eat.
  −
That's what falls off what they eat!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  −
- No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  −
They heat it up...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sit down!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...really hot!
  −
- Listen to me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We are not them! We're us.
  −
There's us and there's them!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes, but who can deny
  −
the heart that is yearning?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's no yearning.
  −
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You have got to start thinking bee,
  −
my friend. Thinking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Thinking bee.
  −
- Thinking bee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  −
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There he is. He's in the pool.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I gotta start thinking bee?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How much longer will this go on?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's been three days!
  −
Why aren't you working?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  −
to think about.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What life? You have no life!
  −
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Would it kill you
  −
to make a little honey?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, come out.
  −
Your father's talking to you.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Martin, would you talk to him?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You coming?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Got everything?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All set!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't be too long.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Watch this!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- We're still here.
  −
- I told you not to yell at him.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Then why yell at me?
  −
- Because you don't listen!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm not listening to this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Where are you going?
  −
- I'm meeting a friend.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bye.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They have a huge parade
  −
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  −
that's every florist's dream!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Up on a float, surrounded
  −
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A tournament. Do the roses
  −
compete in athletic events?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No. All right, I've got one.
  −
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  −
run everywhere? It's faster.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  −
All right, your turn.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  −
That's insane!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You don't have that?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  −
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, my.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Dumb bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We try not to sting.
  −
It's usually fatal for us.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So you have to watch your temper.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Very carefully.
  −
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  −
Work through it like any emotion:
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What is wrong with you?!
  −
- It's a bug.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's not bothering anybody.
  −
Get out of here, you creep!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It felt like about 10 pages.
  −
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You've really got that
  −
down to a science.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  −
- I'll bet.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What in the name
  −
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How did this get here?
  −
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Is he that actor?
  −
- I never heard of him.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Why is this here?
  −
- For people. We eat it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You don't have
  −
enough food of your own?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Well, yes.
  −
- How do you get it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Bees make it.
  −
- I know who makes it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And it's hard to make it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  −
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- It's organic.
  −
- It's our-ganic!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's just honey, Barry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just what?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees don't know about this!
  −
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You've taken our homes, schools,
  −
hospitals! This is all we have!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And it's on sale?!
  −
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm getting to the bottom
  −
of all of this!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hey, Hector.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You almost done?
  −
- Almost.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He is here. I sense it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and just leave this nice honey out,
  −
with no one around.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're busted, box boy!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I knew I heard something.
  −
So you can talk!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can talk.
  −
And now you'll start talking!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  −
Who's your supplier?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't understand.
  −
I thought we were friends.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The last thing we want
  −
to do is upset bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're too late! It's ours now!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You, sir, have crossed
  −
the wrong sword!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You, sir, will be lunch
  −
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where is the honey coming from?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tell me where!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Orazy person!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What horrible thing has happened here?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
These faces, they never knew
  −
what hit them. And now
  −
 
  −
 
  −
they're on the road to nowhere!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just keep still.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What? You're not dead?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  −
that moves. Where you headed?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
To Honey Farms.
  −
I am onto something huge here.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  −
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm going to Tacoma.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- And you?
  −
- He really is dead.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Uh-oh!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What is that?!
  −
- Oh, no!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  −
- Triple blade?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why does everything have
  −
to be so doggone clean?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How much do you people need to see?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Open your eyes!
  −
Stick your head out the window!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
From NPR News in Washington,
  −
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But don't kill no more bugs!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Bee!
  −
- Moose blood guy!!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You hear something?
  −
- Like what?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Like tiny screaming.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Turn off the radio.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Whassup, bee boy?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hey, Blood.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just a row of honey jars,
  −
as far as the eye could see.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wow!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I assume wherever this truck goes
  −
is where they're getting it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I mean, that honey's ours.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Bees hang tight.
  −
- We're all jammed in.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's a close community.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Not us, man. We on our own.
  −
Every mosquito on his own.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What if you get in trouble?
  −
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  −
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
At least you're out in the world.
  −
You must meet girls.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  −
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You got to be kidding me!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mooseblood's about to leave
  −
the building! So long, bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Hey, guys!
  −
- Mooseblood!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  −
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  −
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What is this place?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A bee's got a brain
  −
the size of a pinhead.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They are pinheads!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Pinhead.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  −
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The Thomas 3000!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Smoker?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  −
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A couple breaths of this
  −
knocks them right out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They make the honey,
  −
and we make the money.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
"They make the honey,
  −
and we make the money"?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, my!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What's going on? Are you OK?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Do you know you're
  −
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Our queen was moved here.
  −
We had no choice.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is your queen?
  −
That's a man in women's clothes!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's a drag queen!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What is this?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, no!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's hundreds of them!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bee honey.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  −
on a massive scale!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is worse than anything bears
  −
have done! I intend to do something.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, Barry, stop.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Who told you humans are taking
  −
our honey? That's a rumor.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Do these look like rumors?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's a conspiracy theory.
  −
These are obviously doctored photos.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How did you get mixed up in this?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's been talking to humans.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What?
  −
- Talking to humans?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He has a human girlfriend.
  −
And they make out!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Make out? Barry!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We do not.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You wish you could.
  −
- Whose side are you on?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  −
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, this is what you want
  −
to do with your life?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I want to do it for all our lives.
  −
Nobody works harder than bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Dad, I remember you
  −
coming home so overworked
  −
 
  −
 
  −
your hands were still stirring.
  −
You couldn't stop.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I remember that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What right do they have to our honey?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  −
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sting them where it really hurts.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
In the face! The eye!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- That would hurt.
  −
- No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's only one place you can sting
  −
the humans, one place where it matters.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  −
full-hour action news source.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No more bee beards!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And Jeanette Ohung.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  −
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
intends to sue the human race
  −
for stealing our honey,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
packaging it and profiting
  −
from it illegally!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
we'll have three former queens here in
  −
our studio, discussing their new book,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Olassy Ladies,
  −
out this week on Hexagon.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  −
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees have never been afraid
  −
to change the world.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  −
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We were thinking
  −
of stickball or candy stores.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How old are you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The bee community
  −
is supporting you in this case,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
which will be the trial
  −
of the bee century.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know, they have a Larry King
  −
in the human world too.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's a common name. Next week...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He looks like you and has a show
  −
and suspenders and colored dots...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Next week...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  −
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bear Week next week!
  −
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  −
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
In tennis, you attack
  −
at the point of weakness!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  −
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Quiet, please.
  −
Actual work going on here.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Is that that same bee?
  −
- Yes, it is!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Hello.
  −
- Hello, bee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is Ken.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  −
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why does he talk again?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Listen, you better go
  −
'cause we're really busy working.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But it's our yogurt night!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bye-bye.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You poor thing.
  −
You two have been at this for hours!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes, and Adam here
  −
has been a huge help.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Frosting...
  −
- How many sugars?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just one. I try not
  −
to use the competition.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So why are you helping me?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees have good qualities.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Instead of flowers, people
  −
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Those are great, if you're three.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And artificial flowers.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  −
- Yeah, me too.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees must hate those fake things!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Nothing worse
  −
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Maybe this could make up
  −
for it a little bit.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  −
- I guess.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You sure you want to go through with it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  −
the humans, they won't be able
  −
 
  −
 
  −
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  −
without paying a royalty!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's an incredible scene
  −
here in downtown Manhattan,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
where the world anxiously waits,
  −
because for the first time in history,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
we will hear for ourselves
  −
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't believe how many humans
  −
don't work during the day.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You think billion-dollar multinational
  −
food companies have good lawyers?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Everybody needs to stay
  −
behind the barricade.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What's the matter?
  −
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You boys work on this?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All rise! The Honorable
  −
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right. Oase number 4475,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Superior Oourt of New York,
  −
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  −
 
  −
 
  −
is now in session.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  −
the five food companies collectively?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A privilege.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  −
all the bees of the world?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  −
we're ready to proceed.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Montgomery,
  −
your opening statement, please.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Born on a farm, she believed
  −
it was man's divine right
  −
 
  −
 
  −
to benefit from the bounty
  −
of nature God put before us.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  −
Mr. Benson imagines,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
just think of what would it mean.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I would have to negotiate
  −
with the silkworm
  −
 
  −
 
  −
for the elastic in my britches!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Talking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  −
 
  −
 
  −
holographic motion-picture-capture
  −
Hollywood wizardry?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They could be using laser beams!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  −
Oloning! For all we know,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
he could be on steroids!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Benson?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ladies and gentlemen,
  −
there's no trickery here.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  −
Honey's pretty important to me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's important to all bees.
  −
We invented it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We make it. And we protect it
  −
with our lives.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Unfortunately, there are
  −
some people in this room
  −
 
  −
 
  −
who think they can take it from us
  −
 
  −
 
  −
'cause we're the little guys!
  −
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  −
you not only take everything we have
  −
 
  −
 
  −
but everything we are!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I wish he'd dress like that
  −
all the time. So nice!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oall your first witness.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  −
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I suppose so.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I see you also own
  −
Honeyburton and Honron!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  −
for our farms.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Beekeeper. I find that
  −
to be a very disturbing term.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't imagine you employ
  −
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- No.
  −
- I couldn't hear you.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- No.
  −
- No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Because you don't free bees.
  −
You keep bees. Not only that,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
it seems you thought a bear would be
  −
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They're very lovable creatures.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You mean like this?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bears kill bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How'd you like his head crashing
  −
through your living room?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Biting into your couch!
  −
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  −
Your name intrigues me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Where have I heard it before?
  −
- I was with a band called The Police.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But you've never been
  −
a police officer, have you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, I haven't.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, you haven't. And so here
  −
we have yet another example
  −
 
  −
 
  −
of bee culture casually
  −
stolen by a human
  −
 
  −
 
  −
for nothing more than
  −
a prance-about stage name.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, please.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Because I'm feeling
  −
a little stung, Sting.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Liotta, first,
  −
belated congratulations on
  −
 
  −
 
  −
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  −
on ER in 2005.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thank you. Thank you.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I see from your resume
  −
that you're devilishly handsome
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with a churning inner turmoil
  −
that's ready to blow.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  −
what it's come to for you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  −
so you don't
  −
 
  −
 
  −
have to rehearse
  −
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Watch it, Benson!
  −
I could blow right now!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This isn't a goodfella.
  −
This is a badfella!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Why doesn't someone just step on
  −
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Order in this court!
  −
- You're all thinking it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Order! Order, I say!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Say it!
  −
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I think it was awfully nice
  −
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I think the jury's on our side.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm a florist.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
To a great team!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, hello.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Ken!
  −
- Hello.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I didn't think you were coming.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, I was just late.
  −
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  −
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, that was lucky.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There's a little left.
  −
I could heat it up.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm not much for the game myself.
  −
The ball's a little grabby.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's where I usually sit.
  −
Right... there.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and he agreed with me that eating with
  −
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know how hard it is to find
  −
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Do we?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  −
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's just what
  −
I was thinking about doing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  −
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah, you do that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Look at that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know, I've just about had it
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with your little mind games.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What's that?
  −
- Italian Vogue.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
A lot of ads.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Remember what Van said, why is
  −
your life more valuable than mine?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I think something stinks in here!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I love the smell of flowers.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Not as much.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  −
This is pathetic!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I've got issues!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You're bluffing.
  −
- Am I?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Surf's up, dude!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Poo water!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That bowl is gnarly.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know, I don't even like honey!
  −
I don't eat it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We need to talk!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's just a little bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And he happens to be
  −
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  −
Are there other bugs in your life?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, but there are other things bugging
  −
me in life. And you're one of them!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
My nerves are fried from riding
  −
on this emotional roller coaster!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Goodbye, Ken.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And for your information,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  −
sweeteners made by man!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm sorry about all that.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know it's got
  −
an aftertaste! I like it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I always felt there was some kind
  −
of barrier between Ken and me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I couldn't overcome it.
  −
Oh, well.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are you OK for the trial?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  −
is about out of ideas.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We would like to call
  −
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  −
considered one of the best lawyers...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Layton, you've
  −
gotta weave some magic
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with this jury,
  −
or it's gonna be all over.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  −
to do to turn this jury around
  −
 
  −
 
  −
is to remind them
  −
of what they don't like about bees.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You got the tweezers?
  −
- Are you allergic?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  −
what I think we'd all like to know.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What exactly is your relationship
  −
 
  −
 
  −
to that woman?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're friends.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Good friends?
  −
- Yes.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How good? Do you live together?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait a minute...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are you her little...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...bedbug?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  −
From what I understand,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
doesn't your queen give birth
  −
to all the bee children?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Yeah, but...
  −
- So those aren't your real parents!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Oh, Barry...
  −
- Yes, they are!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hold me back!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're an illegitimate bee,
  −
aren't you, Benson?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's denouncing bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Objection!
  −
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, I'm hit!!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Order! Order!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The venom! The venom
  −
is coursing through my veins!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I have been felled
  −
by a winged beast of destruction!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You see? You can't treat them
  −
like equals! They're striped savages!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Stinging's the only thing
  −
they know! It's their way!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Adam, stay with me.
  −
- I can't feel my legs.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What angel of mercy
  −
will come forward to suck the poison
  −
 
  −
 
  −
from my heaving buttocks?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I will have order in this court. Order!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Order, please!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The case of the honeybees
  −
versus the human race
  −
 
  −
 
  −
took a pointed turn against the bees
  −
 
  −
 
  −
yesterday when one of their legal
  −
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Hey, buddy.
  −
- Hey.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Is there much pain?
  −
- Yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  −
you're alive. You could have died.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They got it from the cafeteria
  −
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Look, there's
  −
a little celery still on it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What was it like to sting someone?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't explain it. It was all...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All adrenaline and then...
  −
and then ecstasy!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You think it was all a trap?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Of course. I'm sorry.
  −
I flew us right into this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  −
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What will the humans do to us
  −
if they win?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't know.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  −
That doesn't sound so bad.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Adam, they check in,
  −
but they don't check out!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, my.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oould you get a nurse
  −
to close that window?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Why?
  −
- The smoke.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees don't smoke.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees don't smoke!
  −
But some bees are smoking.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's it! That's our case!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It is? It's not over?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Get back to the court and stall.
  −
Stall any way you can.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Flayman.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where is the rest of your team?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and as a result,
  −
we don't make very good time.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I actually heard a funny story about...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Your Honor,
  −
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  −
 
  −
 
  −
taken up enough
  −
of this court's valuable time?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How much longer will we allow
  −
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They have presented no compelling
  −
evidence to support their charges
  −
 
  −
 
  −
against my clients,
  −
who run legitimate businesses.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I move for a complete dismissal
  −
of this entire case!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  −
 
  −
 
  −
to have to consider
  −
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where is your proof?
  −
Where is the evidence?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Show me the smoking gun!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hold it, Your Honor!
  −
You want a smoking gun?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Here is your smoking gun.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What is that?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's a bee smoker!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What, this?
  −
This harmless little contraption?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  −
let alone a bee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Look at what has happened
  −
 
  −
 
  −
to bees who have never been asked,
  −
"Smoking or non?"
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Is this what nature intended for us?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
To be forcibly addicted
  −
to smoke machines
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  −
to the white man?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What are we gonna do?
  −
- He's playing the species card.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  −
free these bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Free the bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa, we won!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sorry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm OK! You know what this means?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All the honey
  −
will finally belong to the bees.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Now we won't have
  −
to work so hard all the time.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is an unholy perversion
  −
of the balance of nature, Benson.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You'll regret this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, how much honey is out there?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right. One at a time.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, who are you wearing?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  −
and I have no pants.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What if Montgomery's right?
  −
- What do you mean?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We've been living the bee way
  −
a long time, 27 million years.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oongratulations on your victory.
  −
What will you demand as a settlement?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  −
of all bee work camps.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Then we want back the honey
  −
that was ours to begin with,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
every last drop.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We demand an end to the glorification
  −
of the bear as anything more
  −
 
  −
 
  −
than a filthy, smelly,
  −
bad-breath stink machine.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're all aware
  −
of what they do in the woods.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait for my signal.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Take him out.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He'll have nauseous
  −
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And we will no longer tolerate
  −
bee-negative nicknames...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  −
in bogus health products
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and la-dee-da human
  −
tea-time snack garnishments.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan't breathe.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bring it in, boys!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hold it right there! Good.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tap it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  −
and there's gallons more coming!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I think we need to shut down!
  −
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Shut down honey production!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Stop making honey!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Turn your key, sir!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What do we do now?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oannonball!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're shutting honey production!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mission abort.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  −
Returning to base.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Adam, you wouldn't believe
  −
how much honey was out there.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, yeah?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What's going on? Where is everybody?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Are they out celebrating?
  −
- They're home.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They don't know what to do.
  −
Laying out, sleeping in.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  −
to San Antonio with a cricket.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
At least we got our honey back.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  −
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's the greatest thing in the world!
  −
I was excited to be part of making it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This was my new desk. This was my
  −
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And now...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Now I can't.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't understand
  −
why they're not happy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I thought their lives would be better!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  −
Honey really changes people.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You don't have any idea
  −
what's going on, do you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What did you want to show me?
  −
- This.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What happened here?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That is not the half of it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, no. Oh, my.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They're all wilting.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Doesn't look very good, does it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And whose fault do you think that is?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bees?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Specifically, me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I didn't think bees not needing to make
  −
honey would affect all these things.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's notjust flowers.
  −
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's our whole SAT test right there.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Take away produce, that affects
  −
the entire animal kingdom.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And then, of course...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The human species?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So if there's no more pollination,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
it could all just go south here,
  −
couldn't it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know this is also partly my fault.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How about a suicide pact?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How do we do it?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
  −
- Thatjust kills you twice.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Right, right.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Listen, Barry...
  −
sorry, but I gotta get going.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I had to open my mouth and talk.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  −
Where are you going?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  −
in Pasadena.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They've moved it to this weekend
  −
because all the flowers are dying.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's the last chance
  −
I'll ever have to see it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  −
I never meant it to turn out like this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know. Me neither.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tournament of Roses.
  −
Roses can't do sports.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Roses!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Roses?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Roses are flowers!
  −
- Yes, they are.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Flowers, bees, pollen!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know.
  −
That's why this is the last parade.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Maybe not.
  −
Oould you ask him to slow down?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oould you slow down?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
OK, I made a huge mistake.
  −
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes, it kind of is.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I've ruined the planet.
  −
I wanted to help you
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with the flower shop.
  −
I've made it worse.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Actually, it's completely closed down.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But I have another idea, and it's
  −
greater than my previous ideas combined.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't want to hear it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right, they have the roses,
  −
the roses have the pollen.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know every bee, plant
  −
and flower bud in this park.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All we gotta do is get what they've got
  −
back here with what we've got.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Bees.
  −
- Park.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Pollen!
  −
- Flowers.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Repollination!
  −
- Across the nation!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Tournament of Roses,
  −
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They've got nothing
  −
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Security will be tight.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I have an idea.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Official floral business. It's real.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thank you. It was a gift.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Once inside,
  −
we just pick the right float.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How about The Princess and the Pea?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I could be the princess,
  −
and you could be the pea!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yes, I got it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Where should I sit?
  −
- What are you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- I believe I'm the pea.
  −
- The pea?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It goes under the mattresses.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  −
- I'm getting the marshal.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You do that!
  −
This whole parade is a fiasco!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Let's see what this baby'll do.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hey, what are you doing?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Then all we do
  −
is blend in with traffic...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...without arousing suspicion.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Once at the airport,
  −
there's no stopping us.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Stop! Security.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You and your insect pack your float?
  −
- Yes.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Has it been
  −
in your possession the entire time?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Would you remove your shoes?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Remove your stinger.
  −
- It's part of me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I know. Just having some fun.
  −
Enjoy your flight.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  −
just enough pollen to do the job.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  −
have just enough pollen to do the job!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I think this is gonna work.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's got to work.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Attention, passengers,
  −
this is Oaptain Scott.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We have a bit of bad weather
  −
in New York.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It looks like we'll experience
  −
a couple hours delay.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, these are cut flowers
  −
with no water. They'll never make it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I gotta get up there
  −
and talk to them.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Be careful.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oan I get help
  −
with the Sky Mall magazine?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'd like to order the talking
  −
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What'd you say, Hal?
  −
- Nothing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't freak out! My entire species...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What are you doing?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  −
- Who's an attorney?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't move.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, Barry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Good afternoon, passengers.
  −
This is your captain.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  −
please report to the cockpit?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
And please hurry!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What happened here?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
There was a DustBuster,
  −
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
One's bald, one's in a boat,
  −
they're both unconscious!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Is that another bee joke?
  −
- No!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No one's flying the plane!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  −
What's your status?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is Vanessa Bloome.
  −
I'm a florist from New York.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where's the pilot?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's unconscious,
  −
and so is the copilot.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Not good. Does anyone onboard
  −
have flight experience?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
As a matter of fact, there is.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Who's that?
  −
- Barry Benson.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa, this is nothing more
  −
than a big metal bee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't fly a plane.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  −
- Yes.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How hard could it be?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait, Barry!
  −
We're headed into some lightning.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  −
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  −
 
  −
 
  −
where a suspenseful scene
  −
is developing.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry Benson,
  −
fresh from his legal victory...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's Barry!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
...is attempting to land a plane,
  −
loaded with people, flowers
  −
 
  −
 
  −
and an incapacitated flight crew.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Flowers?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We have a storm in the area
  −
and two individuals at the controls
  −
 
  −
 
  −
with absolutely no flight experience.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just a minute.
  −
There's a bee on that plane.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  −
and his no-account compadres.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They've done enough damage.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But isn't he your only hope?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Technically, a bee
  −
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Their wings are too small...
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Haven't we heard this a million times?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
"The surface area of the wings
  −
and body mass make no sense."
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Get this on the air!
  −
- Got it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Stand by.
  −
- We're going live.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Making honey takes a lot of bees
  −
doing a lot of small jobs.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
But let me tell you about a small job.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
If you do it well,
  −
it makes a big difference.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
More than we realized.
  −
To us, to everyone.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's why I want to get bees
  −
back to working together.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's the bee way!
  −
We're not made of Jell-O.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We get behind a fellow.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Black and yellow!
  −
- Hello!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Left, right, down, hover.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Hover?
  −
- Forget hover.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This isn't so hard.
  −
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, what happened?!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait, I think we were
  −
on autopilot the whole time.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- That may have been helping me.
  −
- And now we're not!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All of you, let's get
  −
behind this fellow! Move it out!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Move out!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  −
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Don't have to yell.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm not yelling!
  −
We're in a lot of trouble.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's very hard to concentrate
  −
with that panicky tone in your voice!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I can't do this!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  −
You have to snap out of it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You snap out of it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You snap out of it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
- You snap out of it!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Hold it!
  −
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
How is the plane flying?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I don't know.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hello?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Benson, got any flowers
  −
for a happy occasion in there?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
The Pollen Jocks!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
They do get behind a fellow.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Black and yellow.
  −
- Hello.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right, let's drop this tin can
  −
on the blacktop.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Thinking bee.
  −
- Thinking bee.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thinking bee!
  −
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Wait a minute.
  −
I think I'm feeling something.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What?
  −
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Bring the nose down.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thinking bee!
  −
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
  −
- Get some lights on that!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thinking bee!
  −
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  −
- OK.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Out the engines. We're going in
  −
on bee power. Ready, boys?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Affirmative!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Land on that flower!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Ready? Full reverse!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Spin it around!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Not that flower! The other one!
  −
- Which one?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- That flower.
  −
- I'm aiming at the flower!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  −
I mean the giant pulsating flower
  −
 
  −
 
  −
made of millions of bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Rotate around it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- This is insane, Barry!
  −
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  −
flying in an insect-like pattern?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  −
Smell it. Full reverse!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Aim for the center!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oome on, already.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, we did it!
  −
You taught me how to fly!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Yes. No high-five!
  −
- Right.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, it worked!
  −
Did you see the giant flower?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
What giant flower? Where? Of course
  −
I saw the flower! That was genius!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Thank you.
  −
- But we're not done yet.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Listen, everyone!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
This runway is covered
  −
with the last pollen
  −
 
  −
 
  −
from the last flowers
  −
available anywhere on Earth.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That means this is our last chance.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're the only ones who make honey,
  −
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
If we're gonna survive as a species,
  −
this is our moment! What do you say?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Are we going to be bees, orjust
  −
Museum of Natural History keychains?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
We're bees!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Keychain!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hold on, Barry. Here.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You've earned this.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Yeah!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  −
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Oh, yeah.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That's our Barry.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Mom! The bees are back!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
If anybody needs
  −
to make a call, now's the time.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I got a feeling we'll be
  −
working late tonight!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Here's your change. Have a great
  −
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Would you like some honey with that?
  −
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  −
And I don't see a nickel!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sometimes I just feel
  −
like a piece of meat!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I had no idea.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, I'm sorry.
  −
Have you got a moment?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Would you excuse me?
  −
My mosquito associate will help you.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Sorry I'm late.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
He's a lawyer too?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  −
All I needed was a briefcase.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Have a great afternoon!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  −
and I can't get them anywhere.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
No problem, Vannie.
  −
Just leave it to me.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  −
Oan I help who's next?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right, scramble, jocks!
  −
It's time to fly.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Thank you, Barry!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
That bee is living my life!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Let it go, Kenny.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- When will this nightmare end?!
  −
- Let it all go.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Beautiful day to fly.
  −
- Sure is.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Between you and me,
  −
I was dying to get out of that office.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
You have got
  −
to start thinking bee, my friend.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
- Thinking bee!
  −
- Me?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
Hold it. Let's just stop
  −
for a second. Hold it.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  −
Oan we stop here?
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I'm not making a major life decision
  −
during a production number!
  −
 
  −
 
  −
All right. Take ten, everybody.
  −
Wrap it up, guys.
  −
 
  −
 
  −
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
 
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